Madison, WI
About 1.92 yards
About 1,926 golf balls
Not enough.
Probably a Mickey’s 40oz, a bag of Cheetos and a free “swing analysis and private lessons” gift certificate that I clearly never used.
Watching a friend who never golfs hit a hole in one with a free ball and a rusty garage sale 7 iron. (I was gonna ace it too but I didn’t wanna steal his thunder)
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Madison The Bastards 20235/20/2023966th$0.49
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20234/22/20239816th$0.02
Madison The Last Gasp 202210/8/202210715th$0.03
Madison Douche Bag Invitational 20229/17/202210213th$0.06
Madison FORE! Championship 20228/13/2022947th$0.52
Madison F.U. Open 20227/9/20229912th$0.08
Madison The MGA 20226/4/202211018th$0
Madison The Bastards 20225/21/202210315th$0.03
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20224/23/202210317th$0
Madison The Last Gasp 202110/2/202111110th$0.12
Madison Douche Bag Invitational 20219/11/202110713th$0.06
Madison FORE! Championship 20218/14/20211007th$0.57
Madison F.U. Open 20216/12/2021968th$0.38
Madison The MGA 20215/8/202110012th$0.07
Madison The Bastards 20214/17/202110111th$0.14
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/27/202112316th$0.02
Madison The Last Gasp 202010/10/202011118th$0
Madison Douche Bag Invitational 20209/20/202010513th$0.05
Madison Bratish Open 20208/15/2020987th$0.42
Madison F.U. Open 20208/1/202011010th$0.18
Madison The MGA 20206/27/202011320th$0
Madison The Bastards 20205/30/202010616th$0.02
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20205/9/202012427th$0
Madison The Last Gasp 201910/12/201911613th$0.04
Madison F.U. Open 20197/13/201910915th$0.04
Madison The Bastards 20195/4/201913119th$0
Madison Rebel Beach Am-Am 20194/20/201912522nd$0
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events