3 as of 2012
A thing thats big and looks like a driver. Then there are some smaller driver like clubs. Got a bunch of those iron things. And finally a mallet type club which I use to beat my head in for playing this game.
A Par but not the way I like it! Really. First Urinal ball ever. And tied for 16th at the 2017 MGAWC.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

04/29/202311033.6Event: Cincinnati The Bastards 2023
10/9/202111238.9Event: Cincinnati The Last Gasp 2021
09/4/202110633.4Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2021
07/31/202110432.1Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2021
06/26/202111238.8Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2021
08/15/20209122.1Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2020
07/11/20209928.5Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2020
06/13/20209524.8Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
11/16/201912548.4Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/201910026.5Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
10/5/20199424.9Event: Cincinnati The Last Gasp 2019
08/24/20199927.5Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2019
07/13/201910633.7Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2019
05/11/20199525.8Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2019
03/30/201910231.5Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
10/6/20189121Event: Cincinnati The Last Gasp 2018
08/11/20189220.7Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2018
07/21/20189222Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2018
06/16/20189621.8Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2018
05/12/20188817.4Event: Cincinnati FORE! Championship 2018
03/17/201811039.3Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/20179923.9Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/20179520.5Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/7/20179624Event: Cincinnati The Last Gasp 2017
09/9/20179625.8Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/19/20179221Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2017
07/8/201710223.4Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2017
06/25/20179020.2Event: Northern Kentucky F.U. Open 2017
04/15/20179823.4Event: Cincinnati The Bastards 2017
11/23/20169621.5Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
11/23/201610024.9Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
08/27/20169825.4Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2016
06/4/20168317.1Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2016
05/14/20169625.8Event: Cincinnati FORE! Championship 2016
04/16/20169219.8Event: Cincinnati The Bastards 2016
03/26/20169322.9Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
11/14/201510627.9Event: MGAWC15 Round 2
11/13/20159720.6Event: MGAWC15 Round 1
08/15/201510030.7Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2015
07/11/20158418.1Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2015
06/27/201510027.7Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2015
04/18/201510337.2Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
11/15/20149820.8Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 2
11/14/201410123.2Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 1
10/25/201410228.6Event: Cincinnati The Last Gasp 2014
09/13/20149020Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2014
08/16/20149725.5Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2014
06/7/201410231.2Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2014
05/10/20149627Event: Cincinnati FORE! Championship 2014
04/19/20149825.2Event: Cincinnati The Bastards 2014
03/22/20148718.9Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
10/26/201310431.6Event: Round 2 / Chapters Cup
10/25/201310532.6Event: Round 1 / LOIQ / Medio Cup
09/7/201310027.3Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2013
08/17/20138717.6Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2013
07/13/20138923.3Event: Cincinnati Bratish Open 2013
06/22/20138919.3Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2013
05/18/20139727.2Event: Cincinnati FORE! Championship 2013
04/27/201310027Event: Cincinnati The Bastards 2013
03/16/20139223.6Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2013
11/10/201210129.6Event: The Mediocre Golf World Championship 2012
10/27/201210228.6Event: Cincinnati The Last Gasp 2012
09/22/20129928.4Event: Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 2012
08/18/20129220.3Event: Cincinnati The MGA 2012
06/23/20129928.5Event: Cincinnati F.U. Open 2012
04/21/201210127.9Event: Cincinnati The Bastards 2012
03/17/201211242.5Event: Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 2012
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Cincinnati The Bastards 20234/29/202311034th$0
Cincinnati The Last Gasp 202110/9/202111213th$0.05
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20219/4/202110615th$0.03
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20217/31/202110426th$0
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20216/26/202111223rd$0
Cincinnati The MGA 20208/15/2020916th$0.49
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20207/11/20209923rd$0
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20206/13/20209510th$0.09
MGAWC19 Round 211/16/2019125Results
MGAWC19 Round 111/15/2019100Results
Cincinnati The Last Gasp 201910/5/2019948th$0.31
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20198/24/20199914th$0.05
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20197/13/201910614th$0.05
Cincinnati The MGA 20195/11/20199510th$0.19
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/30/201910211th$0.08
Cincinnati The Last Gasp 201810/6/2018915th$0.5
Cincinnati The MGA 20188/11/2018925th$0.56
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20187/21/20189211th$0.09
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20186/16/20189615th$0.03
Cincinnati FORE! Championship 20185/12/2018883rd$0.9
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/17/201811014th$0.04
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/201799Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/201795Results
Cincinnati The Last Gasp 201710/7/20179610th$0.12
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20179/9/2017969th$0.26
Cincinnati The MGA 20178/19/2017927th$0.42
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20177/8/201710425th$0
Northern Kentucky F.U. Open 20176/25/2017901st$1.35
Cincinnati The Bastards 20174/15/2017987th$0.42
#MGAWC16 Round 211/23/201696Results
#MGAWC16 Round 111/23/2016100Results
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20168/27/2016989th$0.3
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20166/4/2016831st$1.35
Cincinnati FORE! Championship 20165/14/2016965th$0.62
Cincinnati The Bastards 20164/16/2016926th$0.42
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20163/26/2016934th$0.49
MGAWC15 Round 211/14/2015106Results
MGAWC15 Round 111/13/201597Results
Cincinnati The MGA 20158/15/201510011th$0.13
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20157/11/2015841st$1.18
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20156/27/20151007th$0.45
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20154/18/20151036th$0.3
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 211/15/201498Results
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 111/14/2014101Results
Cincinnati The Last Gasp 201410/25/20141026th$0.24
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20149/13/2014902nd$0.62
Cincinnati The MGA 20148/16/2014977th$0.34
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20146/7/20141025th$0.41
Cincinnati FORE! Championship 20145/10/2014966th$0.46
Cincinnati The Bastards 20144/19/2014982nd$0.68
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20143/22/2014872nd$0.74
Round 2 / Chapters Cup10/26/2013104Results
Round 1 / LOIQ / Medio Cup10/25/2013105Results
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20139/7/20131003rd$0.4
Cincinnati The MGA 20138/17/2013873rd$0.56
Cincinnati Bratish Open 20137/13/2013892nd$0.42
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20136/22/2013894th$0.59
Cincinnati FORE! Championship 20135/18/2013979th$0.38
Cincinnati The Bastards 20134/27/201310010th$0.21
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20133/16/2013925th$0.5
The Mediocre Golf World Championship 201211/10/201210135th$0
Cincinnati The Last Gasp 201210/27/20121022nd$0.26
Cincinnati Douche Bag Invitational 20129/22/2012997th$0.37
Cincinnati The MGA 20128/18/2012923rd$0.38
Cincinnati F.U. Open 20126/23/2012995th$0.3
Cincinnati The Bastards 20124/21/20121015th$0.33
Cincinnati Rebel Beach Am-Am 20123/17/20121128th$0.17
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events