Rodeo, Ca.
4’ 22”
Voluptuous
Too long (not what she said)
Callaway Big Bertha 460* Callaway Big Bertha 3w* TaylorMade RAC OS 3i* TaylorMade Speed Blade 5-pw* Pinseeker 48-56* Ping Anser*
Using this as a dating site! I do like long walks on the beach, petting puppies, sharing a private joke, and holding hands while watching a good Netflix crime doc. I’m a mama’s boy and have a cat named “Gizmo” Let’s start a future together. If not, we can just bone.
 
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
10/7/20239119.5Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2023
09/23/20239624.1Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2023
08/12/20238716.5Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2023
07/15/202310027.6Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2023
11/12/20229419.5Event: MGAWC22 Round 2
11/11/20229117Event: MGAWC22 Round 1
10/8/20229120.7Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2022
09/24/202210532.4Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2022
08/13/20228715Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2022
07/9/20229321.5Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2022
06/11/202210430.4Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2022
05/28/20229321.3Event: San Francisco The MGA 2022
04/23/20229523.5Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2022
03/19/20229123Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
10/16/20219423.4Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2021
09/18/20219729.9Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/14/2021DNFNAEvent: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2021
07/24/20219322.1Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2021
06/26/20219220.9Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2021
04/24/20219624Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2021
04/3/20219119.6Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/3/20209522.1Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2020
09/20/20209520.5Event: San Francisco Last Gasp Championship 2020
08/15/20208716.4Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2020
07/25/20209624.4Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2020
07/11/20209420.2Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2020
06/27/20208615.1Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2020
06/13/20208515.5Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
05/30/20209221.9Event: San Francisco The MGA 2020
09/28/20199524Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/17/20198817.4Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2019
06/22/20198918.7Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2019
04/27/20199218.4Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2019
03/30/20199321.4Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
08/11/20189624.3Event: San Francisco The MGA 2018
07/14/20188413.2Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2018
06/16/20189322.4Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2018
05/19/2018798.7Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2018
04/15/201810026.2Event: Oakland The Bastards 2018
03/31/20189018.7Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/20179016.2Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/20179722.2Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/7/20179321.9Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2017
09/9/20178413.6Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2017
07/22/20178715.9Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2017
05/21/20179420.6Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20179220.2Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2017
03/26/20178716.3Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/20169016.4Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/20169621.5Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
10/1/20169118.7Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2016
09/10/20168615.4Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/28/2016788.6Event: San Francisco The MGA 2016
06/12/20169624.9Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2016
05/22/20169420.8Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2016
04/24/20169925.5Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2016
04/3/20168413Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
10/3/20159017.9Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2015
09/19/20159322Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2015
08/15/20158715.3Event: San Francisco The MGA 2015
06/14/20159221Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2015
05/17/2015809.3Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2015
03/22/20159119.6Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
11/14/20149820.8Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 1
10/18/20149020.5Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2014
09/7/20148817.3Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2014
08/3/20148411.8Event: San Francisco The MGA 2014
06/21/20149220.9Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2014
05/18/20149625Event: Oakland FORE! Championship 2014
04/27/20148513.4Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2014
03/23/20149322.9Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
09/15/20139523.9Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2013
08/4/20139017Event: San Francisco The MGA 2013
07/14/20139523.3Event: San Francisco Bratish Open 2013
06/23/20139622.4Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2013
05/19/20139122.1Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2013
04/21/20139017.9Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2013
03/24/20139223.6Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2013
11/10/201210230.5Event: The Mediocre Golf World Championship 2012
10/14/20129523.7Event: San Francisco The Last Gasp 2012
09/9/20128615.4Event: San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2012
06/24/20129420.6Event: San Francisco F.U. Open 2012
05/20/20129422.9Event: San Francisco FORE! Championship 2012
04/15/20129320.4Event: San Francisco The Bastards 2012
03/4/20129926.2Event: San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2012
10/1/201197NASan Francisco The Last Gasp 2011
09/11/201198NASan Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 2011
08/21/2011100NASan Francisco The MGA 2011
06/26/201190NASan Francisco F.U. Open 2011
05/25/201189NASan Francisco FORE! Championship 2011
04/10/201199NASan Francisco The Bastards 2011
03/23/201190NASan Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 2011
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
San Francisco The Last Gasp 202310/7/20239311th$0.12
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20239/23/20239813th$0.05
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20238/12/2023884th$0.81
San Francisco Bratish Open 20237/15/202310115th$0.03
MGAWC22 Round 211/12/202294Results
MGAWC22 Round 111/11/202291Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 202210/8/2022914th$0.5
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20229/24/202210520th$0
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20228/13/2022871st$1.71
San Francisco Bratish Open 20227/9/2022935th$0.49
San Francisco F.U. Open 20226/11/202210413th$0.06
San Francisco The MGA 20225/28/2022937th$0.45
San Francisco The Bastards 20224/23/2022958th$0.28
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/19/2022916th$0.4
San Francisco The Last Gasp 202110/16/20219410th$0.19
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20219/18/20219715th$0.04
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20218/14/2021DNF23rd$0
San Francisco Bratish Open 20217/24/2021935th$0.53
San Francisco F.U. Open 20216/26/20219410th$0.19
San Francisco The Bastards 20214/24/20219915th$0.03
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20214/3/2021944th$0.53
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 202010/3/20209814th$0.04
San Francisco Last Gasp Championship 20209/20/2020988th$0.28
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20208/15/2020903rd$0.9
San Francisco F.U. Open 20207/25/20209914th$0.05
San Francisco Bratish Open 20207/11/20209714th$0.04
San Francisco The Bastards 20206/27/2020881st$1.26
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20206/13/2020872nd$0.68
San Francisco The MGA 20205/30/2020948th$0.34
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20199/28/201910010th$0.19
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20198/17/2019936th$0.67
San Francisco F.U. Open 20196/22/20199413th$0.07
San Francisco The Bastards 20194/27/20199813th$0.06
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/30/20199910th$0.16
San Francisco The MGA 20188/11/201810216th$0.02
San Francisco Bratish Open 20187/14/2018905th$0.53
San Francisco F.U. Open 20186/16/2018996th$0.41
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20185/19/2018DQ23rd$0
Oakland The Bastards 20184/15/201810314th$0.04
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/31/2018935th$0.47
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/201793Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/2017100Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201710/7/2017969th$0.25
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20179/9/2017873rd$0.71
San Francisco Bratish Open 20177/22/2017928th$0.35
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20175/21/20179912th$0.07
San Francisco The Bastards 20174/23/2017973rd$0.56
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/26/2017925th$0.47
#MGAWC16 Round 111/23/201696Results
#MGAWC16 Round 211/23/2016102Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201610/1/2016975th$0.43
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20169/10/2016926th$0.45
San Francisco The MGA 20168/28/2016DQ17th$0
San Francisco F.U. Open 20166/12/201610213th$0.07
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20165/22/20161009th$0.33
San Francisco The Bastards 20164/24/201610521st$0
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/3/2016881st$1.12
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201510/3/2015955th$0.43
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20159/19/20159917th$0
San Francisco The MGA 20158/15/2015936th$0.49
San Francisco F.U. Open 20156/14/20159819th$0
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20155/17/2015841st$1.71
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20153/22/20159513th$0.05
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 111/14/2014102Results
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201410/18/2014949th$0.22
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20149/7/20149210th$0.19
San Francisco The MGA 20148/3/2014873rd$0.75
San Francisco F.U. Open 20146/21/20149313th$0.07
Oakland FORE! Championship 20145/18/2014965th$0.76
San Francisco The Bastards 20144/27/2014853rd$0.7
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20143/23/2014934th$0.5
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20139/15/20139519th$0
San Francisco The MGA 20138/4/2013902nd$0.83
San Francisco Bratish Open 20137/14/20139515th$0.03
San Francisco F.U. Open 20136/23/20139614th$0.04
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20135/19/2013916th$0.57
San Francisco The Bastards 20134/21/2013907th$0.39
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20133/24/20139214th$0.03
The Mediocre Golf World Championship 201211/10/201210238th$0
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201210/14/20129517th$0
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20129/9/2012863rd$0.6
San Francisco F.U. Open 20126/24/20129416th$0.02
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20125/20/20129510th$0.19
San Francisco The Bastards 20124/15/2012947th$0.39
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20123/4/201210121st$0
San Francisco The Last Gasp 201110/1/2011989th$0.22
San Francisco Douche Bag Invitational 20119/11/20119819th$0
San Francisco The MGA 20118/21/201110018th$0
San Francisco F.U. Open 20116/26/2011917th$0.45
San Francisco FORE! Championship 20115/25/2011909th$0.29
San Francisco The Bastards 20114/10/20119919th$0
San Francisco Rebel Beach Am-Am 20113/23/2011902nd$0.74
(UN)Improvement
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
2023410.75-2.75
202288.003.71
2021711.71-3.71
202088.002.40
2019510.401.10
2018611.50-4.83
201766.673.62
2016710.29-0.12
2015610.17-3.46
201476.714.29
2013711.001.33
2012612.33-0.47
2011711.86
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
20231315th$1.014
2022153rd$3.899
2021812th$1.517
2020191st$3.598
2019857th$1.155
2018681st$1.476
2017362nd$2.467
2016355th$2.48
2015234th$2.686
2014136th$3.197
2013229th$1.897
2012237th$1.27
201129th$3.527