Talent
Taller than my wife
Fatter than my wife
Like from my first round ever? 25 or so?
Clubs in the big slot, beer in the cooler pocket and somehow there is always loose change. It's baffling.
The only eagle I have ever had came off of an approach shot that was screaming past the hole but hit another ball that was on the green and bounced into the cup. Still counts.
 
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
06/9/202410032.9Event: Salt Lake City F.U. Open 2024
04/14/20248215.7Event: Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 2024
10/8/202310029.9Event: Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 2023
09/10/202310736.2Event: Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 2023
08/13/20238923.1Event: Salt Lake City FORE! Championship 2023
07/9/20238920Event: Salt Lake City Bratish Open 2023
06/24/20239623.5Event: Salt Lake City F.U. Open 2023
04/30/20239427.4Event: Salt Lake City The Bastards 2023
04/16/20238619Event: Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
10/2/20229121.9Event: Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 2022
09/11/20228922.3Event: Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 2022
05/15/2022DNFNAEvent: Salt Lake City The MGA 2022
04/24/202210033.2Event: Salt Lake City The Bastards 2022
03/27/20229427.5Event: Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
09/19/202110034.8Event: Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/15/202110135Event: Salt Lake City FORE! Championship 2021
07/11/20219424.4Event: Salt Lake City Bratish Open 2021
06/6/20219522.6Event: Salt Lake City F.U. Open 2021
05/16/20219528.8Event: Salt Lake City The MGA 2021
03/28/20219831Event: Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/4/20209624.7Event: Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 2020
09/13/20209828.2Event: Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 2020
08/30/20208919Event: Salt Lake City The Bastards 2020
08/16/20209021Event: Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
08/2/20209427.4Event: Salt Lake City FORE! Championship 2020
07/12/20209725Event: Salt Lake City Bratish Open 2020
06/14/202011336.2Event: Salt Lake City F.U. Open 2020
05/31/202011139.7Event: Salt Lake City The MGA 2020
10/6/20199928.6Event: Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 2019
07/14/20199626.8Event: Salt Lake City Bratish Open 2019
04/28/201910632.8Event: Salt Lake City The Bastards 2019
10/7/201810027.2Event: Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 2018
09/16/201811235.9Event: Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 2018
07/15/201811235.3Event: Salt Lake City Bratish Open 2018
10/8/201711247.2Event: Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 2017
09/17/201710838.4Event: Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 2017
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Salt Lake City F.U. Open 20246/9/202410011th$0.15
Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 20244/14/2024821st$1.12
Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 202310/8/20231008th$0.28
Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 20239/10/202310720th$0
Salt Lake City FORE! Championship 20238/13/2023896th$0.62
Salt Lake City Bratish Open 20237/9/2023892nd$0.84
Salt Lake City F.U. Open 20236/24/2023969th$0.3
Salt Lake City The Bastards 20234/30/2023949th$0.21
Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 20234/16/2023865th$0.5
Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 202210/2/2022916th$0.43
Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 20229/11/2022898th$0.34
Salt Lake City The MGA 20225/15/2022DNF36th$0
Salt Lake City The Bastards 20224/24/202210016th$0.02
Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/27/20229416th$0.02
Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 20219/19/202110010th$0.23
Salt Lake City FORE! Championship 20218/15/202110119th$0
Salt Lake City Bratish Open 20217/11/2021948th$0.28
Salt Lake City F.U. Open 20216/6/2021958th$0.34
Salt Lake City The MGA 20215/16/20219512th$0.08
Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/28/20219813th$0.06
Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 202010/4/2020962nd$0.68
Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 20209/13/2020985th$0.56
Salt Lake City The Bastards 20208/30/2020892nd$0.77
Salt Lake City Rebel Beach Am-Am 20208/16/2020906th$0.43
Salt Lake City FORE! Championship 20208/2/2020945th$0.76
Salt Lake City Bratish Open 20207/12/2020974th$0.56
Salt Lake City F.U. Open 20206/14/202011312th$0.08
Salt Lake City The MGA 20205/31/202011111th$0.1
Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 201910/6/2019998th$0.31
Salt Lake City Bratish Open 20197/14/2019968th$0.35
Salt Lake City The Bastards 20194/28/201910612th$0.07
Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 201810/7/20181007th$0.31
Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 20189/16/201811214th$0.05
Salt Lake City Bratish Open 20187/15/201811214th$0.04
Salt Lake City The Last Gasp 201710/8/201711216th$0.02
Salt Lake City Douche Bag Invitational 20179/17/201710816th$0.02
(UN)Improvement
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
202426.002.43
202378.437.97
2022516.40-4.73
2021611.67-5.79
202085.883.46
201939.332.34
2018311.674.33
2017216.00
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
2024418th$1.272
2023429th$2.757
20221368th$0.815
20211086th$0.996
2020150th$3.948
20191031st$0.733
20181220th$0.43
20171451st$0.042