Not fat
Define "playing"
12 clubs I can hit pretty well and two I have no clue what to do with, but they change randomly.
The day I renew my MGA membership every year.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

03/24/202410129.6Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2024
10/14/20239119.5Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2023
07/16/20238921.3Event: Portland Bratish Open 2023
06/11/20239622.8Event: Portland F.U. Open 2023
05/21/20239121.1Event: Portland The MGA 2023
04/16/20239220.9Event: Portland The Bastards 2023
03/26/20239725.8Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
10/16/20228414.9Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2022
09/17/20229220.4Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2022
05/15/202210229.9Event: Portland The MGA 2022
04/16/20229625.5Event: Portland The Bastards 2022
03/20/20228110.6Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
10/17/20219932Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2021
07/25/202110228.4Event: Portland Bratish Open 2021
05/15/20219221.8Event: Portland The MGA 2021
04/18/20218918.2Event: Portland The Bastards 2021
03/21/20219524.8Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/11/20209023.2Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2020
08/23/20208717.6Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2020
08/1/20209725Event: Portland F.U. Open 2020
07/12/20208919.1Event: Portland Bratish Open 2020
05/16/20209220.5Event: Portland The MGA 2020
03/22/202010634.6Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
10/21/201811037.9Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2018
09/9/201810230.6Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/19/201810025.3Event: Portland The MGA 2018
07/29/20189726.6Event: Portland Bratish Open 2018
06/24/201810937.1Event: Portland F.U. Open 2018
05/20/20189123.7Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2018
04/22/20189422.2Event: Portland The Bastards 2018
03/25/201810129Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/22/201710434.1Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2017
09/17/20179523.2Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/20/20179827Event: Portland The MGA 2017
06/25/20179725Event: Portland F.U. Open 2017
05/21/201710934.4Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2017
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20243/24/202410222nd$0
Portland The Last Gasp 202310/14/2023913rd$0.62
Portland Bratish Open 20237/16/2023897th$0.39
Portland F.U. Open 20236/11/20239918th$0
Portland The MGA 20235/21/20239412th$0.07
Portland The Bastards 20234/16/2023956th$0.49
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20233/26/202310013th$0.06
Portland The Last Gasp 202210/16/2022863rd$0.62
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20229/17/2022945th$0.6
Portland The MGA 20225/15/202210428th$0
Portland The Bastards 20224/16/20229915th$0.03
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/20/2022811st$1.12
Portland The Last Gasp 202110/17/20219914th$0.04
Portland Bratish Open 20217/25/202110229th$0
Portland The MGA 20215/15/20219211th$0.15
Portland The Bastards 20214/18/2021894th$0.63
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/21/2021958th$0.25
Portland The Last Gasp 202010/11/2020905th$0.5
Portland FORE! Championship 20208/23/2020877th$0.52
Portland F.U. Open 20208/1/20209711th$0.11
Portland Bratish Open 20207/12/2020896th$0.46
Portland The MGA 20205/16/20209210th$0.13
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20203/22/202010620th$0
Portland The Last Gasp 201810/21/201811017th$0
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20189/9/201810216th$0.02
Portland The MGA 20188/19/20181009th$0.26
Portland Bratish Open 20187/29/20189711th$0.14
Portland F.U. Open 20186/24/201810923rd$0
Portland FORE! Championship 20185/20/20189211th$0.14
Portland The Bastards 20184/22/20189821st$0
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/25/201810618th$0
Portland The Last Gasp 201710/22/201710917th$0
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20179/17/201710013th$0.07
Portland The MGA 20178/20/201710613th$0.07
Portland F.U. Open 20176/25/201710517th$0
Portland FORE! Championship 20175/21/201711926th$0
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events