Springfield, Ohio
Average height, but as I get older, the hole gets further away!
L x W x H divided by 3.14 plus 1/3 of the difference between specific gravity and the rate of descent.
Like.... really playin?
2 cans of soup, cheese, lunchmeat, bread and some candy....oh, you meant the golf bag!!
Playing in the Best Damn Mediocre Golf league there is!!
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

05/21/20239928.7Event: Columbus The MGA 2023
04/30/20239826.2Event: Columbus The Bastards 2023
04/8/20239324.1Event: Piqua Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
09/10/20228918.6Event: Piqua Douche Bag Invitational 2022
08/13/20229018.2Event: Piqua FORE! Championship 2022
07/16/20229320.3Event: Piqua Bratish Open 2022
06/19/20229324.9Event: Piqua F.U. Open 2022
05/21/20229723.8Event: Piqua The MGA 2022
04/23/20229926.8Event: Piqua The Bastards 2022
04/2/20228920.1Event: Piqua Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
10/9/20218318.9Event: Piqua The Last Gasp 2021
09/4/20219121.6Event: Piqua Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/28/20218820.3Event: Piqua FORE! Championship 2021
07/10/20219017.5Event: Piqua Bratish Open 2021
06/5/20219119.2Event: Piqua F.U. Open 2021
05/22/20219419.1Event: Piqua The MGA 2021
04/24/20218820.3Event: Piqua The Bastards 2021
03/27/20219526.8Event: Piqua Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
08/26/201810937.3Event: Columbus Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/5/201810331.4Event: Columbus The MGA 2018
06/10/201810333.1Event: Columbus F.U. Open 2018
05/20/201810536.5Event: Columbus FORE! Championship 2018
04/29/201810029.7Event: Columbus The Bastards 2018
04/8/20189828Event: Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/1/20179723.4Event: Columbus The Last Gasp 2017
09/10/201710334.5Event: Columbus Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/27/201710128.9Event: Columbus FORE! Championship 2017
08/13/201711036.5Event: Columbus The MGA 2017
07/9/201710231.9Event: Columbus Bratish Open 2017
06/11/20179525.8Event: Columbus F.U. Open 2017
05/7/201710736.3Event: Columbus The Bastards 2017
04/23/201711144.1Event: Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Columbus The MGA 20235/21/20239913th$0.07
Columbus The Bastards 20234/30/20239810th$0.18
Piqua Rebel Beach Am-Am 20234/8/2023934th$0.53
Piqua Douche Bag Invitational 20229/10/2022891st$0.84
Piqua FORE! Championship 20228/13/2022901st$1.18
Piqua Bratish Open 20227/16/2022931st$0.95
Piqua F.U. Open 20226/19/2022932nd$0.55
Piqua The MGA 20225/21/2022975th$0.45
Piqua The Bastards 20224/23/2022996th$0.29
Piqua Rebel Beach Am-Am 20224/2/2022891st$1.12
Piqua The Last Gasp 202110/9/2021831st$0.98
Piqua Douche Bag Invitational 20219/4/2021912nd$0.46
Piqua FORE! Championship 20218/28/2021882nd$0.5
Piqua Bratish Open 20217/10/2021902nd$0.63
Piqua F.U. Open 20216/5/2021912nd$0.77
Piqua The MGA 20215/22/2021944th$0.6
Piqua The Bastards 20214/24/2021881st$1.26
Piqua Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/27/2021954th$0.53
Columbus Douche Bag Invitational 20188/26/201810919th$0
Columbus The MGA 20188/5/201810324th$0
Columbus F.U. Open 20186/10/201810313th$0.07
Columbus FORE! Championship 20185/20/201810516th$0.03
Columbus The Bastards 20184/29/20181009th$0.25
Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 20184/8/2018988th$0.25
Columbus The Last Gasp 201710/1/2017975th$0.47
Columbus Douche Bag Invitational 20179/10/201710312th$0.08
Columbus FORE! Championship 20178/27/20171019th$0.29
Columbus The MGA 20178/13/201711013th$0.07
Columbus Bratish Open 20177/9/201710214th$0.05
Columbus F.U. Open 20176/11/2017955th$0.56
Columbus The Bastards 20175/7/201710710th$0.18
Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 20174/23/201711119th$0
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Yearly Stats
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