Tall enough for your girl to get wet
I don’t wait for shit
Played a few, dominated a couple
Only have 1 ball left in the sack. Fuck cancer
I don’t care for okra unless it’s fried
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

10/8/20238514.2Event: Knoxville The Last Gasp 2023
09/17/202310229Event: Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 2023
08/13/20238113.2Event: Knoxville FORE! Championship 2023
06/11/20238920Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2023
05/21/20239523.3Event: Knoxville The MGA 2023
04/16/20238314.8Event: Knoxville The Bastards 2023
03/26/20239021.4Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
10/9/20229520.5Event: Knoxville The Last Gasp 2022
09/11/2022DNFNAEvent: Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 2022
08/14/20228713.9Event: Knoxville FORE! Championship 2022
07/10/20229425.8Event: Knoxville Bratish Open 2022
06/19/20228514.2Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2022
05/22/202210232.5Event: Knoxville The MGA 2022
04/24/2022DNFNAEvent: Knoxville The Bastards 2022
03/27/20229830.8Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
09/12/202112053.2Event: Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/15/20218112.2Event: Knoxville FORE! Championship 2021
07/11/20218012.6Event: Knoxville Bratish Open 2021
06/20/20218817Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2021
05/23/20219219.7Event: Knoxville The MGA 2021
04/25/20218514.9Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
04/11/20218415.8Event: Knoxville The Bastards 2021
06/14/20209221.5Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2020
05/31/20208719.4Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
05/3/20208517.5Event: Knoxville The Bastards 2020
11/16/2019819.9Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/20199925.7Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
10/6/20199120.3Event: Knoxville The Last Gasp 2019
09/8/20198917.9Event: Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/11/201910633.6Event: Knoxville FORE! Championship 2019
07/21/20198717.3Event: Knoxville Bratish Open 2019
06/16/20199224.1Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2019
05/19/20199423.1Event: Knoxville The MGA 2019
04/28/20199223.7Event: Knoxville The Bastards 2019
03/31/20198919.1Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
12/3/201810530.9Event: MGAWC18 Round 2
11/9/201810833.5Event: MGAWC18 Round 1
10/7/20188819.8Event: Knoxville The Last Gasp 2018
09/9/20189622.3Event: Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/12/201810734.6Event: Knoxville The MGA 2018
07/15/201810129Event: Knoxville Bratish Open 2018
06/17/20188718.2Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2018
05/20/20189828.7Event: Knoxville FORE! Championship 2018
04/22/20189729.8Event: Knoxville The Bastards 2018
03/25/201810335.5Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/201710327.3Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/201711940.9Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/29/20179222.9Event: Knoxville The Last Gasp 2017
09/24/20179929.4Event: Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/13/201710639Event: Knoxville The MGA 2017
07/9/201710640.8Event: Knoxville Bratish Open 2017
06/11/201711136.6Event: Knoxville F.U. Open 2017
05/28/201710639Event: Knoxville FORE! Championship 2017
04/2/20179624.4Event: Knoxville The Bastards 2017
03/19/201710133.5Event: Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Knoxville The Last Gasp 202310/8/2023902nd$0.74
Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 20239/17/202310723rd$0
Knoxville FORE! Championship 20238/13/2023851st$1.71
Knoxville F.U. Open 20236/11/2023939th$0.26
Knoxville The MGA 20235/21/2023998th$0.38
Knoxville The Bastards 20234/16/2023851st$1.26
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20233/26/20239513th$0.05
Knoxville The Last Gasp 202210/9/20221013rd$0.59
Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 20229/11/2022DNF27th$0
Knoxville FORE! Championship 20228/14/2022928th$0.43
Knoxville Bratish Open 20227/10/20229922nd$0
Knoxville F.U. Open 20226/19/2022902nd$0.83
Knoxville The MGA 20225/22/202210729th$0
Knoxville The Bastards 20224/24/2022DNF41st$0
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/27/202210322nd$0
Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 20219/12/202112521st$0
Knoxville FORE! Championship 20218/15/2021854th$0.81
Knoxville Bratish Open 20217/11/2021852nd$0.84
Knoxville F.U. Open 20216/20/2021936th$0.53
Knoxville The MGA 20215/23/20219710th$0.19
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20214/25/2021893rd$0.59
Knoxville The Bastards 20214/11/2021872nd$0.77
Knoxville F.U. Open 20206/14/20209615th$0.03
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20205/31/2020916th$0.4
Knoxville The Bastards 20205/3/2020894th$0.63
MGAWC19 Round 211/16/201982Results
MGAWC19 Round 111/15/2019100Results
Knoxville The Last Gasp 201910/6/2019923rd$0.59
Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 20199/8/2019893rd$0.68
Knoxville FORE! Championship 20198/11/201910617th$0
Knoxville Bratish Open 20197/21/2019875th$0.56
Knoxville F.U. Open 20196/16/2019924th$0.64
Knoxville The MGA 20195/19/20199411th$0.09
Knoxville The Bastards 20194/28/2019928th$0.25
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/31/2019893rd$0.59
MGAWC18 Round 212/3/2018105Results
MGAWC18 Round 111/9/2018108Results
Knoxville The Last Gasp 201810/7/2018886th$0.38
Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 20189/9/20189610th$0.2
Knoxville The MGA 20188/12/201810713th$0.07
Knoxville Bratish Open 20187/15/201810111th$0.09
Knoxville F.U. Open 20186/17/2018873rd$0.71
Knoxville FORE! Championship 20185/20/2018987th$0.53
Knoxville The Bastards 20184/22/20189711th$0.11
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/25/201810314th$0.04
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/2017103Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/2017119Results
Knoxville The Last Gasp 201710/29/2017921st$1.12
Knoxville Douche Bag Invitational 20179/24/2017999th$0.24
Knoxville The MGA 20178/13/201710612th$0.07
Knoxville Bratish Open 20177/9/201710617th$0
Knoxville F.U. Open 20176/11/201711117th$0
Knoxville FORE! Championship 20175/28/201710617th$0
Knoxville The Bastards 20174/2/2017966th$0.42
Knoxville Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/19/201710113th$0.06
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events