Short enough to get swiped left on Tinder.
There's some girth to me for sure.
Many years of very minimal improvement
I'm in the bag 95% of my golf rounds, the other 5% I spend trying to get there.
Basically every time I step foot on a tee box there’s a chance of me slicing a ball off someone’s brain.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

10/8/20238713.1Event: Yellowknife The Last Gasp 2023
10/2/20238612.2Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2023
10/1/20239116.4Event: Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 2023
05/28/20239318.1Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
08/7/20229116.5Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2022
07/24/20228511.1Event: Yellowknife Bratish Open 2022
06/20/20228612Event: Yellowknife The MGA 2022
06/12/2022817.5Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2022
11/6/20219520.9Event: MGAWC21 Round 2
11/5/20218613.1Event: MGAWC21 Round 1
09/5/20219116.5Event: Yellowknife The Last Gasp 2021
08/8/20219015.6Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2021
07/25/20219822.8Event: Yellowknife Bratish Open 2021
07/11/20219116.5Event: Yellowknife F.U. Open 2021
06/26/2021839.3Event: Yellowknife The MGA 2021
06/13/20219217.4Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2021
05/30/20219116.5Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
08/9/20209116.5Event: Yellowknife The MGA 2020
07/26/20208813.8Event: Yellowknife Bratish Open 2020
07/12/20208612Event: Yellowknife F.U. Open 2020
06/21/202010125.5Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2020
06/20/20209116.5Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2020
06/13/20209621Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
11/16/20199723.9Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/20199320.4Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
09/8/201910226.4Event: Yellowknife The Last Gasp 2019
08/10/20199015.6Event: Yellowknife The MGA 2019
07/28/20199621Event: Yellowknife Bratish Open 2019
07/14/20198712.9Event: Yellowknife F.U. Open 2019
06/20/20198612Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2019
06/8/20198813.8Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2019
05/26/20198813.8Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
12/3/201812044.1Event: MGAWC18 Round 2
11/9/201811237.1Event: MGAWC18 Round 1
09/9/20189116.5Event: Yellowknife The Last Gasp 2018
08/19/20189923.7Event: Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 2018
07/22/20189419.2Event: Yellowknife Bratish Open 2018
07/8/20189116.5Event: Yellowknife F.U. Open 2018
06/20/20189318.3Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2018
06/10/20189015.6Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2018
05/27/20189318.3Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
09/10/20179721.9Event: Yellowknife The Last Gasp 2017
08/20/201710630Event: Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 2017
07/30/20179217.4Event: Yellowknife The MGA 2017
07/23/201710428.2Event: Yellowknife Bratish Open 2017
07/9/20179318.3Event: Yellowknife F.U. Open 2017
06/20/20179520.1Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2017
06/11/20179621Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2017
05/28/20179822.8Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
09/11/20169623.7Event: Yellowknife The Last Gasp 2016
08/14/201611339.6Event: Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 2016
06/20/201610633.1Event: Yellowknife FORE! Championship 2016
06/12/201610128.4Event: Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
05/29/201610834.9Event: Yellowknife The Bastards 2016
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Yellowknife The Last Gasp 202310/8/2023954th$0.5
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 202310/2/2023948th$0.43
Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 202310/1/20239910th$0.23
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20235/28/202310116th$0.02
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20228/7/20229914th$0.06
Yellowknife Bratish Open 20227/24/2022936th$0.46
Yellowknife The MGA 20226/20/20229410th$0.23
Yellowknife The Bastards 20226/12/2022871st$1.26
MGAWC21 Round 211/6/2021100Results
MGAWC21 Round 111/5/202191Results
Yellowknife The Last Gasp 20219/5/2021977th$0.28
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20218/8/2021977th$0.48
Yellowknife Bratish Open 20217/25/202110523rd$0
Yellowknife F.U. Open 20217/11/2021986th$0.49
Yellowknife The MGA 20216/26/2021871st$1.35
Yellowknife The Bastards 20216/13/2021964th$0.6
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20215/30/2021954th$0.56
Yellowknife The MGA 20208/9/2020956th$0.45
Yellowknife Bratish Open 20207/26/2020924th$0.53
Yellowknife F.U. Open 20207/12/2020872nd$0.83
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20206/21/202010511th$0.14
Yellowknife The Bastards 20206/20/2020966th$0.42
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20206/13/202010212th$0.06
MGAWC19 Round 211/16/2019103Results
MGAWC19 Round 111/15/201999Results
Yellowknife The Last Gasp 20199/8/201910821st$0
Yellowknife The MGA 20198/10/20199611th$0.09
Yellowknife Bratish Open 20197/28/201910217th$0
Yellowknife F.U. Open 20197/14/2019925th$0.6
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20196/20/2019902nd$1.14
Yellowknife The Bastards 20196/8/2019912nd$0.84
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20195/26/2019902nd$0.64
MGAWC18 Round 212/3/2018122Results
MGAWC18 Round 111/9/2018114Results
Yellowknife The Last Gasp 20189/9/2018936th$0.4
Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 20188/19/20181019th$0.26
Yellowknife Bratish Open 20187/22/2018962nd$0.77
Yellowknife F.U. Open 20187/8/2018923rd$0.75
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20186/20/2018945th$0.76
Yellowknife The Bastards 20186/10/2018903rd$0.67
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20185/27/2018932nd$0.68
Yellowknife The Last Gasp 20179/10/2017979th$0.25
Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 20178/20/201710615th$0.04
Yellowknife The MGA 20177/30/2017922nd$0.83
Yellowknife Bratish Open 20177/23/201710413th$0.04
Yellowknife F.U. Open 20177/9/2017935th$0.56
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20176/20/2017952nd$1.05
Yellowknife The Bastards 20176/11/2017965th$0.56
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20175/28/2017987th$0.37
Yellowknife The Last Gasp 20169/11/2016967th$0.34
Yellowknife Douche Bag Invitational 20168/14/201611317th$0
Yellowknife FORE! Championship 20166/20/201610611th$0.12
Yellowknife Rebel Beach Am-Am 20166/12/20161017th$0.34
Yellowknife The Bastards 20165/29/20161089th$0.17
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events