America First
Too Short
Too Heavy
Too many to settle for this Tour.
Old Callaways and a Flask of Crown Royal
I ran for City Commissioner in 2018 and 2020 never getting elected. I am committed to making Tallahassee a better City, but for now, I guess I will just work on my golf game.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

11/11/20239221.6Event: Born Hairy Tour Championship 23 Round 2
11/10/20239322.5Event: Born Hairy Tour Championship 23 Round 1
09/30/20239320Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2023
06/11/20239218.3Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2023
04/29/202310230.9Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2023
03/25/20239927.2Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
11/12/20229419.5Event: MGAWC22 Round 2
11/11/20229621.2Event: MGAWC22 Round 1
08/28/2022DNFNAEvent: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2022
08/6/20229521.1Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2022
07/9/20229120.4Event: Tallahassee Bratish Open 2022
06/18/202210933.5Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2022
04/30/20228715.2Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2022
03/26/202210129.3Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
10/16/20219522.3Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2021
04/24/20219827.1Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2021
03/27/20219120.4Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
03/7/202010026.8Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
10/5/20199017.9Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2019
08/24/201910126.4Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2019
05/18/201910429.8Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2019
04/20/20199927.8Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2019
03/30/20199823.4Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
09/3/20179926.9Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/13/201710026.7Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2017
05/21/20179118.1Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2017
03/26/20179120.4Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
09/18/20169015Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/21/201610126.2Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2016
07/10/20169017.2Event: Tallahassee Bratish Open 2016
06/12/20169419.8Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2016
05/22/20169320.3Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2016
04/24/20169925Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2016
04/3/20168615.7Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Born Hairy Tour Championship 23 Round 211/11/202392Results
Born Hairy Tour Championship 23 Round 111/10/202393Results
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 20239/30/2023937th$0.31
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20236/11/2023927th$0.41
Tallahassee The Bastards 20234/29/202310217th$0
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20233/25/20239912th$0.06
MGAWC22 Round 211/12/202294Results
MGAWC22 Round 111/11/202296Results
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20228/28/2022DNF29th$0
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20228/6/20229510th$0.13
Tallahassee Bratish Open 20227/9/2022923rd$0.67
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20226/18/202211021st$0
Tallahassee The Bastards 20224/30/2022871st$1.26
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/26/202210119th$0
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 202110/16/20219510th$0.09
Tallahassee The Bastards 20214/24/20219816th$0.02
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/27/2021912nd$0.74
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20203/7/20201008th$0.22
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 201910/5/2019904th$0.53
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20198/24/201910212th$0.08
Tallahassee The MGA 20195/18/201910520th$0
Tallahassee The Bastards 20194/20/201910114th$0.05
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/30/201910012th$0.05
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20179/3/20171015th$0.46
Tallahassee The MGA 20178/13/201710215th$0.04
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20175/21/2017949th$0.38
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/26/2017945th$0.47
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20169/18/2016932nd$0.51
Tallahassee The MGA 20168/21/20161048th$0.3
Tallahassee Bratish Open 20167/10/2016925th$0.56
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20166/12/2016989th$0.19
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20165/22/2016977th$0.52
Tallahassee The Bastards 20164/24/201610314th$0.04
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/3/2016912nd$0.64
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YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events