more than a head of cabbage, less than a single wide trailer.
28 years...badly
A can of dip. Intimidating shark face coozie with a Naturday in it. Golf Clubs (including most recent Goodwill “weird club” find), some balls, a few tees, and after 18 holes… me
2021 MGA Tournament in beautiful Tallahassee, FL. Lead the tournament for 17 holes, and looked like I would break 90 for only the third time in my life. You know how this is going to end. There was no Bagger Vance moment of complete relaxation to win. Nope. A scrambling triple bogey on 18 to lose by one stroke, with a final score of 90, and the meltdown award. ….. but…. I’m fine.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

11/12/20228310.1Event: MGAWC22 Round 2
11/11/20229520.4Event: MGAWC22 Round 1
10/22/202210025.7Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2022
08/28/20229320.6Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2022
08/6/20229622Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2022
07/9/20229221.4Event: Tallahassee Bratish Open 2022
06/18/20229420.1Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2022
05/28/20229521.8Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2022
04/30/20229522.3Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2022
10/16/20219320.6Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2021
09/18/20219620.3Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/28/20219619.6Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2021
06/26/20218613.6Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2021
06/5/20219018.4Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2021
04/24/20219019.6Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2021
03/27/20219524.2Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/11/20209220.2Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2020
09/26/202010025.5Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2020
08/29/20209218.8Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2020
08/15/20209523Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2020
07/11/20209426.2Event: Tallahassee Bratish Open 2020
06/27/20209421.4Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2020
06/14/20209117.4Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2020
10/5/20199421.4Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2019
08/24/20199319.2Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/3/201910331.9Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2019
07/20/201910127.7Event: Tallahassee Bratish Open 2019
06/22/201910025.2Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2019
05/18/20199521.7Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2019
04/20/20199726Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2019
03/30/20199621.6Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
10/20/201810331.9Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2018
09/8/201810124.5Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/25/20189522.4Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2018
07/21/20189319.6Event: Tallahassee Bratish Open 2018
06/30/20189722.8Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2018
05/19/20189622.6Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2018
05/6/201810028.8Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2018
03/24/201810127.1Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/28/20179119.3Event: Tallahassee The Last Gasp 2017
09/3/201710027.8Event: Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/13/201710733.1Event: Tallahassee The MGA 2017
06/10/20179521Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2017
05/21/20179925.3Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2017
04/15/20179321.2Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2017
06/12/201610025.2Event: Tallahassee F.U. Open 2016
05/22/201610329.4Event: Tallahassee FORE! Championship 2016
04/24/201610025.9Event: Tallahassee The Bastards 2016
04/3/201610129.7Event: Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
MGAWC22 Round 211/12/202283Results
MGAWC22 Round 111/11/202295Results
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 202210/22/20221005th$0.5
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20228/28/2022938th$0.43
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20228/6/20229714th$0.04
Tallahassee Bratish Open 20227/9/2022935th$0.56
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20226/18/2022959th$0.26
Tallahassee The MGA 20225/28/2022966th$0.49
Tallahassee The Bastards 20224/30/20229613th$0.06
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 202110/16/2021948th$0.28
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20219/18/2021988th$0.3
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20218/28/20219811th$0.14
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20216/26/2021861st$1.35
Tallahassee The MGA 20216/5/2021902nd$0.83
Tallahassee The Bastards 20214/24/2021905th$0.49
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/27/2021957th$0.37
Tallahassee The Bastards 202010/11/2020928th$0.32
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 20209/26/20201009th$0.25
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20208/29/2020922nd$0.83
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20208/15/2020958th$0.33
Tallahassee Bratish Open 20207/11/2020945th$0.56
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20206/27/2020949th$0.23
Tallahassee The MGA 20206/14/2020914th$0.68
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 201910/5/2019948th$0.28
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20198/24/2019935th$0.6
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20198/3/201910314th$0.06
Tallahassee Bratish Open 20197/20/201910114th$0.05
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20196/22/201910011th$0.1
Tallahassee The MGA 20195/18/20199510th$0.15
Tallahassee The Bastards 20194/20/2019976th$0.42
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/30/2019966th$0.4
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 201810/20/201810311th$0.09
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20189/8/20181018th$0.38
Tallahassee The MGA 20188/25/2018955th$0.6
Tallahassee Bratish Open 20187/21/2018933rd$0.59
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20186/30/2018974th$0.6
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20185/19/2018969th$0.38
Tallahassee The Bastards 20185/6/201810012th$0.07
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/24/201810110th$0.16
Tallahassee The Last Gasp 201710/28/2017913rd$0.5
Tallahassee Douche Bag Invitational 20179/3/20171004th$0.55
Tallahassee The MGA 20178/13/201710716th$0.02
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20176/10/2017955th$0.56
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20175/21/20179913th$0.08
Tallahassee The Bastards 20174/15/2017933rd$0.7
Tallahassee F.U. Open 20166/12/201610015th$0.03
Tallahassee FORE! Championship 20165/22/201610315th$0.05
Tallahassee The Bastards 20164/24/201610011th$0.11
Tallahassee Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/3/201610110th$0.16
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events