DC fool
aprx 6 feet 2
goal 190
20 years in, and still just as shitty since I started
GRENADE!!! you'll see. Some irons, wedges, and other shit
Once threw my putter at a rabbit scampering across the fairway. 1 in a million shot hit him right in the head. After that he proceeded to do backflips for 5 or so minutes. He ran into the sagebrush after that, so don't call the humane society.
 
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
06/11/20228913.7Event: Henderson F.U. Open 2022
05/21/20228212.4Event: Henderson The MGA 2022
04/23/20228414.4Event: Henderson The Bastards 2022
03/26/20228412.1Event: Henderson Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
08/8/20218614.4Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2021
07/11/20218815.6Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2021
06/13/20219620.6Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2021
05/16/20218111Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2021
04/18/20218816.4Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/18/20208613Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
10/4/20208917Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2020
08/16/20208111Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2020
07/19/20208615.6Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2020
06/14/20209021.4Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2020
05/17/20208713.3Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2020
11/16/20198412.5Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/20198816Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
10/13/20198615.7Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2019
09/8/20198813.9Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/11/20198212.6Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2019
07/14/20198914.6Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2019
05/19/20198915Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2019
04/7/20198717.9Event: Las Vegas The Bastards 2019
08/19/20188516.6Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/5/20188213.4Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2018
07/8/20188411Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2018
06/3/20188312Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2018
05/20/20188413.9Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2018
03/4/20188914.8Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/15/2017819.1Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2017
09/10/20179522Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2017
07/16/20178512.9Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2017
06/11/20178412Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2017
05/21/20178412Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20178412.6Event: Las Vegas The Bastards 2017
03/19/20178718.3Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/20168915.5Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/20168814.6Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
11/5/20168613.9Event: Las Vegas The Last Gasp 2016
10/16/20168412Event: Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 2016
09/4/20168512.2Event: Las Vegas The MGA 2016
07/3/20168714.9Event: Las Vegas F.U. Open 2016
05/29/2016808.1Event: Las Vegas Bratish Open 2016
05/1/20168412Event: Las Vegas FORE! Championship 2016
04/24/20168613.9Event: Las Vegas The Bastards 2016
04/3/2016797.9Event: Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Henderson F.U. Open 20226/11/2022962nd$0.23
Henderson The MGA 20225/21/2022881st$0.51
Henderson The Bastards 20224/23/2022902nd$0.37
Henderson Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/26/2022912nd$0.28
Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 20218/8/20219316th$0.02
Las Vegas FORE! Championship 20217/11/20219525th$0
Las Vegas F.U. Open 20216/13/202110322nd$0
Las Vegas The MGA 20215/16/2021873rd$0.71
Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 20214/18/20219416th$0.02
Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 202010/18/2020924th$0.34
Las Vegas The Last Gasp 202010/4/20209520th$0
Las Vegas FORE! Championship 20208/16/2020872nd$1.14
Las Vegas Bratish Open 20207/19/20209213th$0.04
Las Vegas F.U. Open 20206/14/20209622nd$0
Las Vegas The MGA 20205/17/2020922nd$0.78
MGAWC19 Round 211/16/201989Results
MGAWC19 Round 111/15/201993Results
Las Vegas The Last Gasp 201910/13/2019928th$0.25
Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 20199/8/2019958th$0.23
Las Vegas FORE! Championship 20198/11/2019883rd$0.9
Las Vegas Bratish Open 20197/14/20199519th$0
Las Vegas The MGA 20195/19/2019976th$0.49
Las Vegas The Bastards 20194/7/20199512th$0.05
Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 20188/19/2018937th$0.41
Las Vegas The MGA 20188/5/2018908th$0.38
Las Vegas Bratish Open 20187/8/2018924th$0.56
Las Vegas F.U. Open 20186/3/2018906th$0.49
Las Vegas FORE! Championship 20185/20/20189110th$0.29
Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/4/2018966th$0.43
Las Vegas The Last Gasp 201710/15/2017872nd$0.74
Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 20179/10/201710111th$0.15
Las Vegas Bratish Open 20177/16/2017914th$0.6
Las Vegas F.U. Open 20176/11/2017902nd$0.83
Las Vegas FORE! Championship 20175/21/2017902nd$1.14
Las Vegas The Bastards 20174/23/2017922nd$0.84
Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/19/2017955th$0.5
#MGAWC16 Round 111/23/201698Results
#MGAWC16 Round 211/23/201697Results
Las Vegas The Last Gasp 201611/5/2016953rd$0.27
Las Vegas Douche Bag Invitational 201610/16/2016941st$0.93
Las Vegas The MGA 20169/4/2016953rd$0.59
Las Vegas F.U. Open 20167/3/2016972nd$0.68
Las Vegas Bratish Open 20165/29/2016905th$0.46
Las Vegas FORE! Championship 20165/1/2016944th$0.71
Las Vegas The Bastards 20164/24/2016864th$0.45
Las Vegas Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/3/2016DQ17th$0
(UN)Improvement
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
202241.7514.65
2021516.40-5.90
2020610.50-1.17
201969.33-2.50
201866.83-2.83
201774.000.88
201684.88
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
2022384th$1.394
20211231st$0.755
2020451st$2.36
2019550th$1.967
2018391st$2.566
201749th$4.87
201689th$4.099