Kings Beach, CA by way of Nicaragua
Skinny as shit
Too many to never break 80
Wilson Di7 Irons Cobra driver and 3-wood, Salsa Jalapeno seeds, Flask, a sandwich on most rounds and an Odyssey putter (it's broken, 'cause it's definitely not me that's missing all 'dem putts)
Once drove a ball, very literally, 25 yards behind me. How that's even possible I don't know
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Portland The Last Gasp 201910/12/2019871st$1.12
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20199/21/201910312th$0.08
Portland FORE! Championship 20198/17/20199110th$0.24
Portland F.U. Open 20196/23/20199713th$0.06
Portland The MGA 20195/19/201910224th$0
Portland The Bastards 20194/28/20199510th$0.21
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/31/2019881st$1.12
MGAWC18 Round 212/3/201892Results
MGAWC18 Round 111/9/201899Results
Portland The Last Gasp 201810/21/2018861st$1.12
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20189/9/20189913th$0.07
Portland The MGA 20188/19/2018955th$0.56
Portland Bratish Open 20187/29/2018851st$1.26
Portland FORE! Championship 20185/20/2018841st$1.71
Portland The Bastards 20184/22/20189619th$0
Portland The Last Gasp 201710/22/2017892nd$0.74
Portland The MGA 20178/20/20179411th$0.15
Portland Bratish Open 20177/16/2017956th$0.49
Portland F.U. Open 20176/25/20179812th$0.08
Portland FORE! Championship 20175/21/201711219th$0
Portland The Bastards 20174/23/2017922nd$0.72
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/26/2017977th$0.37
Portland The Last Gasp 201610/23/2016962nd$0.37
Portland Bratish Open 20167/24/2016872nd$0.84
Portland F.U. Open 20166/26/201610211th$0.15
Portland FORE! Championship 20165/22/20169611th$0.14
Portland The Bastards 20164/23/201610210th$0.21
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20163/20/2016951st$1.12
Portland The MGA 20158/15/2015902nd$0.73
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events