Nicaragua by way of Kings Beach, CA
Skinny as shit
Too many to never break 80
Wilson Di7 Irons, Cobra driver and 3-wood, and an Odyssey putter (it's broken, 'cause it's definitely not me that's missing all 'dem putts)
took nine strokes out of a bunker
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

05/15/20228413.7Event: Portland The MGA 2022
04/16/20228619.3Event: Portland The Bastards 2022
03/20/20229120.1Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
10/17/20219326.1Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2021
09/19/20218315.9Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/28/20218112.1Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2021
06/19/20218815.6Event: Portland F.U. Open 2021
05/15/20219322.7Event: Portland The MGA 2021
04/18/20219523.6Event: Portland The Bastards 2021
03/21/20218616.3Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/11/20208316.3Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2020
09/20/20209222.5Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2020
08/23/20208112.1Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2020
08/1/20208513.9Event: Portland F.U. Open 2020
07/12/20208818.2Event: Portland Bratish Open 2020
05/16/20209220.5Event: Portland The MGA 2020
10/12/20198511.6Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2019
09/21/201910028Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/17/20198818.8Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2019
06/23/20199422.5Event: Portland F.U. Open 2019
05/19/20199826.4Event: Portland The MGA 2019
04/28/20199116.4Event: Portland The Bastards 2019
03/31/20198416.8Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
12/3/20188816Event: MGAWC18 Round 2
11/9/20189522.2Event: MGAWC18 Round 1
10/21/20188413.4Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2018
09/9/20189725.8Event: Portland Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/19/20189320.9Event: Portland The MGA 2018
07/29/20188513.6Event: Portland Bratish Open 2018
05/20/20188416.9Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2018
04/22/20189623.9Event: Portland The Bastards 2018
10/22/20178919.4Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2017
08/20/20179423.3Event: Portland The MGA 2017
07/16/20179522.8Event: Portland Bratish Open 2017
06/25/20179825.9Event: Portland F.U. Open 2017
05/21/201711237.1Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20179219.2Event: Portland The Bastards 2017
03/26/20179725.4Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
10/23/20169626.6Event: Portland The Last Gasp 2016
07/24/20168720.3Event: Portland Bratish Open 2016
06/26/201610223.3Event: Portland F.U. Open 2016
05/22/20169622.8Event: Portland FORE! Championship 2016
04/23/201610227.7Event: Portland The Bastards 2016
03/20/20169523.4Event: Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
08/15/20159020.1Event: Portland The MGA 2015
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Portland The MGA 20225/15/2022883rd$0.71
Portland The Bastards 20224/16/2022905th$0.53
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/20/20229514th$0.03
Portland The Last Gasp 202110/17/20219713th$0.06
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20219/19/2021887th$0.41
Portland FORE! Championship 20218/28/2021862nd$1.05
Portland F.U. Open 20216/19/2021925th$0.6
Portland The MGA 20215/15/20219718th$0
Portland The Bastards 20214/18/202110124th$0
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/21/2021924th$0.53
Portland The Last Gasp 202010/11/2020894th$0.56
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20209/20/20209816th$0.02
Portland FORE! Championship 20208/23/2020853rd$0.9
Portland F.U. Open 20208/1/2020882nd$0.9
Portland Bratish Open 20207/12/2020929th$0.25
Portland The MGA 20205/16/20209620th$0
Portland The Last Gasp 201910/12/2019871st$1.12
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20199/21/201910312th$0.08
Portland FORE! Championship 20198/17/20199110th$0.24
Portland F.U. Open 20196/23/20199713th$0.06
Portland The MGA 20195/19/201910224th$0
Portland The Bastards 20194/28/20199510th$0.21
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/31/2019881st$1.12
MGAWC18 Round 212/3/201892Results
MGAWC18 Round 111/9/201899Results
Portland The Last Gasp 201810/21/2018861st$1.12
Portland Douche Bag Invitational 20189/9/20189913th$0.07
Portland The MGA 20188/19/2018955th$0.56
Portland Bratish Open 20187/29/2018851st$1.26
Portland FORE! Championship 20185/20/2018841st$1.71
Portland The Bastards 20184/22/20189619th$0
Portland The Last Gasp 201710/22/2017892nd$0.74
Portland The MGA 20178/20/20179411th$0.15
Portland Bratish Open 20177/16/2017956th$0.49
Portland F.U. Open 20176/25/20179812th$0.08
Portland FORE! Championship 20175/21/201711219th$0
Portland The Bastards 20174/23/2017922nd$0.72
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/26/2017977th$0.37
Portland The Last Gasp 201610/23/2016962nd$0.37
Portland Bratish Open 20167/24/2016872nd$0.84
Portland F.U. Open 20166/26/201610211th$0.15
Portland FORE! Championship 20165/22/20169611th$0.14
Portland The Bastards 20164/23/201610210th$0.21
Portland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20163/20/2016951st$1.12
Portland The MGA 20158/15/2015902nd$0.73
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events