70-80kgs poop permitting
To god dam many
Whack f$%k sticks
Teeing off on the 17th at Kingston, only to hit a tree. Watched in amazement as the ball landed only inches from the pin. Pity it was the 16th green.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

10/7/202310135.2Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2023
09/24/202310128.3Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2023
08/20/20239224.9Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2023
08/19/202311145.2Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2023
07/23/202310630.5Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2023
06/18/20239726.9Event: Hobart The MGA 2023
05/21/20239126.7Event: Hobart The Bastards 2023
04/30/202310939.9Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
10/1/20229529Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2022
09/16/20228414.1Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2022
08/7/202210228.3Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2022
08/6/202211640.6Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2022
06/19/20229929Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2022
05/29/202210136.3Event: Hobart The MGA 2022
05/1/202212041.2Event: Hobart The Bastards 2022
03/27/20229227.7Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
10/31/202110436.3Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2021
09/24/2021818.7Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2021
08/22/20219922.8Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2021
07/18/20218820.5Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2021
07/4/202110231.7Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2021
05/23/20219021.2Event: Hobart The MGA 2021
04/18/202110338.7Event: Hobart The Bastards 2021
03/28/20219530.9Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/18/20209422.6Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2020
10/11/20209530.3Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2020
08/30/20208815.2Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2020
07/19/202010936.1Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2020
06/14/202012656Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2020
05/24/202010231.5Event: Hobart The MGA 2020
10/13/20199936.6Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2019
09/8/20199941.4Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/18/201910835.8Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2019
07/21/201910741.1Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2019
05/19/201911741.3Event: Hobart The MGA 2019
10/14/20189632Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2018
09/16/201810439.1Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/12/201810632.8Event: Hobart The MGA 2018
05/27/20188922.2Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2018
04/29/20189825.9Event: Hobart The Bastards 2018
10/7/20179222.8Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2017
08/13/20179523.2Event: Hobart The MGA 2017
06/18/201711135.9Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2017
05/21/201710224.8Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20179927.6Event: Hobart The Bastards 2017
03/26/201710231.2Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
10/9/201611954Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2016
09/11/201610233.2Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/14/201610027.8Event: Hobart The MGA 2016
07/17/201611346.7Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2016
06/19/201611035Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2016
05/22/20169425.5Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2016
04/17/201610732.3Event: Hobart The Bastards 2016
03/20/201611348.9Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
10/11/201510435.1Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2015
08/16/201511046Event: Hobart The MGA 2015
07/19/20159824.7Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2015
05/24/201511646.4Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2015
04/18/201510034.2Event: Hobart The Bastards 2015
10/25/201411635.7Event: Australian Championship Round 2 / Chapters Cup 2014
10/24/201412250Event: Australian Championship Round 1 / LOIQ / Medio Cup
08/17/201411238.9Event: Hobart The MGA 2014
07/20/201410540.7Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2014
06/22/201411640.4Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2014
05/25/201410127.6Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2014
10/6/201311646.5Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2013
08/11/201310734.3Event: Hobart The MGA 2013
07/14/20139732.1Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2013
06/16/201311339.5Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2013
04/28/201312043.9Event: Hobart The Bastards 2013
04/7/20139532.4Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2013
10/14/201211945.6Event: Hobart The Last Gasp 2012
09/9/201211554.9Event: Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 2012
08/5/201211743.5Event: Hobart The MGA 2012
07/8/201210934.4Event: Hobart Bratish Open 2012
06/3/201210126.9Event: Hobart F.U. Open 2012
05/6/201210637Event: Hobart FORE! Championship 2012
04/22/201210027.6Event: Hobart The Bastards 2012
03/18/20129633.5Event: Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 2012
09/18/2011115NAHobart Douche Bag Invitational 2011
08/14/201197NAHobart The MGA 2011
07/17/201194NAHobart Bratish Open 2011
06/26/2011122NAHobart F.U. Open 2011
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Hobart The Last Gasp 202310/7/20231014th$0.3
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20239/24/20231016th$0.4
Hobart FORE! Championship 20238/20/2023923rd$0.5
Hobart Bratish Open 20238/19/20231119th$0.18
Hobart F.U. Open 20237/23/20231066th$0.39
Hobart The MGA 20236/18/2023978th$0.3
Hobart The Bastards 20235/21/2023914th$0.51
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20234/30/202310911th$0.1
Hobart The Last Gasp 202210/1/2022953rd$0.27
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20229/16/2022842nd$0.34
Hobart FORE! Championship 20228/7/20221025th$0.67
Hobart Bratish Open 20228/6/202211710th$0.18
Hobart F.U. Open 20226/19/20221003rd$0.28
Hobart The MGA 20225/29/20221037th$0.21
Hobart The Bastards 20225/1/20221228th$0.18
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/27/2022941st$0.28
Hobart The Last Gasp 202110/31/20211064th$0.23
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20219/24/2021811st$0.76
Hobart FORE! Championship 20218/22/2021993rd$0.45
Hobart Bratish Open 20217/18/2021881st$0.87
Hobart F.U. Open 20217/4/20211025th$0.32
Hobart The MGA 20215/23/2021902nd$0.73
Hobart The Bastards 20214/18/20211039th$0.19
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/28/2021952nd$0.21
Hobart The Last Gasp 202010/18/2020945th$0.34
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 202010/11/2020954th$0.38
Hobart FORE! Championship 20208/30/2020882nd$0.78
Hobart Bratish Open 20207/19/202010913th$0.06
Hobart F.U. Open 20206/14/202012617th$0
Hobart The MGA 20205/24/20201027th$0.31
Hobart The Last Gasp 201910/13/2019996th$0.22
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20199/8/2019996th$0.3
Hobart FORE! Championship 20198/18/20191087th$0.39
Hobart Bratish Open 20197/21/201910711th$0.14
Hobart The MGA 20195/19/20191179th$0.18
Hobart The Last Gasp 201810/14/2018963rd$0.27
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20189/16/201810410th$0.15
Hobart The MGA 20188/12/20181066th$0.36
Hobart FORE! Championship 20185/27/2018895th$0.67
Hobart The Bastards 20184/29/2018987th$0.26
Hobart The Last Gasp 201710/7/2017924th$0.36
Hobart The MGA 20178/13/2017955th$0.56
Hobart F.U. Open 20176/18/201711113th$0.06
Hobart FORE! Championship 20175/21/20171028th$0.37
Hobart The Bastards 20174/23/20179910th$0.18
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/26/201710210th$0.15
Hobart The Last Gasp 201610/9/201611913th$0.05
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20169/11/20161026th$0.34
Hobart The MGA 20168/14/20161004th$0.48
Hobart Bratish Open 20167/17/201611311th$0.11
Hobart F.U. Open 20166/19/201611013th$0.06
Hobart FORE! Championship 20165/22/2016948th$0.45
Hobart The Bastards 20164/17/201610710th$0.2
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20163/20/201611311th$0.09
Hobart The Last Gasp 201510/11/20151045th$0.28
Hobart The MGA 20158/16/201511010th$0.17
Hobart Bratish Open 20157/19/2015984th$0.49
Hobart FORE! Championship 20155/24/201511614th$0.06
Hobart The Bastards 20154/18/201510010th$0.2
Australian Championship Round 2 / Chapters Cup 201410/25/2014116Results
Australian Championship Round 1 / LOIQ / Medio Cup10/24/2014122Results
Hobart The MGA 20148/17/201411212th$0.06
Hobart Bratish Open 20147/20/201410510th$0.16
Hobart F.U. Open 20146/22/201411613th$0.05
Hobart FORE! Championship 20145/25/20141019th$0.29
Hobart The Last Gasp 201310/6/20131168th$0.17
Hobart The MGA 20138/11/20131079th$0.23
Hobart Bratish Open 20137/14/2013979th$0.23
Hobart F.U. Open 20136/16/20131138th$0.21
Hobart The Bastards 20134/28/20131207th$0.26
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20134/7/2013957th$0.23
Hobart The Last Gasp 201210/14/20121197th$0.19
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20129/9/20121159th$0.21
Hobart The MGA 20128/5/20121179th$0.19
Hobart Bratish Open 20127/8/20121098th$0.26
Hobart F.U. Open 20126/3/20121013rd$0.63
Hobart FORE! Championship 20125/6/20121069th$0.36
Hobart The Bastards 20124/22/20121004th$0.55
Hobart Rebel Beach Am-Am 20123/18/20129612th$0.06
Hobart Douche Bag Invitational 20119/18/20111155th$0.26
Hobart The MGA 20118/14/2011973rd$0.4
Hobart Bratish Open 20117/17/2011944th$0.32
Hobart F.U. Open 20116/26/20111226th$0.2
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events