Los Angeles
6' and shrinking
they call it skinny fat
shut up and stop looking at me...
bottle opener, first aid kit, and plenty of self-loathing to share.
When my last name started to be widely used as a euphemism for missing REALLY short putts
 
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
10/21/20238817Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2023
08/12/20239627.2Event: Los Angeles Bratish Open 2023
05/6/20238916.1Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2023
11/12/20229722.1Event: MGAWC22 Round 2
11/11/202210226.4Event: MGAWC22 Round 1
10/15/20229524.7Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2022
09/24/20228918.9Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2022
08/20/20228524.3Event: Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 2022
07/16/20229018.7Event: Los Angeles Bratish Open 2022
06/11/20229321.7Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2022
11/6/20219722.7Event: MGAWC21 Round 2
11/5/20219823.6Event: MGAWC21 Round 1
10/16/20219829.5Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2021
09/25/20219424.9Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2021
06/5/20219221.7Event: Los Angeles The MGA 2021
05/8/20219824.2Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2021
04/10/20219021.1Event: Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 2021
11/21/202010635Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2020
10/31/202010536.2Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2020
10/3/20208621Event: Los Angeles The MGA 2020
08/15/20209924.7Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2020
07/18/2020DNFNAEvent: Los Angeles The Bastards 2020
11/16/20199623.8Event: Born Hairy Tour Championship Round 2
11/15/20199724.7Event: Born Hairy Tour Championship Round 1
10/19/201910029.5Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2019
09/8/20198718Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/24/201910126.9Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2019
07/27/201910129.9Event: Los Angeles Bratish Open 2019
04/27/201910330Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2019
10/13/20189423.5Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2018
08/18/20189526.6Event: Los Angeles The MGA 2018
04/21/20189620.6Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2018
03/24/20189724.6Event: Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/201711134.1Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/201710024.7Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
09/16/20178819.8Event: Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 2017
06/17/20179724.4Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2017
04/22/20179521.5Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2017
03/25/20179826.1Event: Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/201611537.8Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/20169520.6Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
10/22/20168415.5Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2016
09/24/201610030.7Event: Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 2016
06/25/201610328Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2016
05/14/201610737.3Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2016
04/23/201610126.6Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2016
03/26/20169522.8Event: Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
11/14/20159720.6Event: MGAWC15 Round 2
11/13/201511434.5Event: MGAWC15 Round 1
10/24/20159122.1Event: Los Angeles The Last Gasp 2015
08/22/201510833.2Event: Los Angeles The MGA 2015
06/27/201510026.2Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2015
05/16/201510737.3Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2015
03/28/201510535.4Event: Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
11/15/201411433.6Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 2
11/14/201410324.8Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 1
07/19/201410132.3Event: Los Angeles Bratish Open 2014
06/14/20149728.4Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2014
05/24/20148516Event: Los Angeles FORE! Championship 2014
04/19/201410126.6Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2014
03/22/20149424.8Event: Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
09/21/20139422.7Event: Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 2013
07/27/201310031.1Event: Los Angeles Bratish Open 2013
06/29/201310634.3Event: Los Angeles F.U. Open 2013
04/27/201310834.8Event: Los Angeles The Bastards 2013
03/23/201312249.2Event: Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 2013
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 202310/21/2023893rd$0.62
Los Angeles Bratish Open 20238/12/20239714th$0.04
Los Angeles The Bastards 20235/6/2023892nd$0.77
MGAWC22 Round 211/12/202297Results
MGAWC22 Round 111/11/2022102Results
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 202210/15/20229514th$0.07
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 20229/24/2022895th$0.47
Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 20228/20/2022855th$0.53
Los Angeles Bratish Open 20227/16/2022906th$0.49
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20226/11/2022937th$0.38
MGAWC21 Round 211/6/202197Results
MGAWC21 Round 111/5/202198Results
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 202110/16/2021987th$0.34
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 20219/25/20219416th$0.03
Los Angeles The MGA 20216/5/2021927th$0.45
Los Angeles The Bastards 20215/8/2021986th$0.49
Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 20214/10/2021904th$0.6
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 202011/21/202010613th$0.07
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 202010/31/202010516th$0.02
Los Angeles The MGA 202010/3/2020864th$0.68
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20208/15/2020995th$0.53
Los Angeles The Bastards 20207/18/2020DNF24th$0
Born Hairy Tour Championship Round 211/16/201996Results
Born Hairy Tour Championship Round 111/15/201997Results
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 201910/19/201910014th$0.04
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20199/8/2019872nd$0.77
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 20198/24/201910112th$0.09
Los Angeles Bratish Open 20197/27/201910114th$0.05
Los Angeles The Bastards 20194/27/201910314th$0.04
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 201810/13/2018946th$0.4
Los Angeles The MGA 20188/18/20189511th$0.11
Los Angeles The Bastards 20184/21/2018963rd$0.7
Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/24/20189712th$0.06
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/2017111Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/2017100Results
Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 20179/16/2017882nd$0.77
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20176/17/2017976th$0.49
Los Angeles The Bastards 20174/22/2017958th$0.35
Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/25/20179810th$0.16
#MGAWC16 Round 111/23/2016115Results
#MGAWC16 Round 211/23/201695Results
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 201610/22/2016841st$1.12
Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 20169/24/20161006th$0.39
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20166/25/20161035th$0.49
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 20165/14/201610713th$0.09
Los Angeles The Bastards 20164/23/20161016th$0.46
Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 20163/26/2016952nd$0.74
MGAWC15 Round 211/14/201597Results
MGAWC15 Round 111/13/2015114Results
Los Angeles The Last Gasp 201510/24/2015912nd$0.47
Los Angeles The MGA 20158/22/20151089th$0.19
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20156/27/20151007th$0.42
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 20155/16/20151076th$0.37
Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 20153/28/20151054th$0.36
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 211/15/2014114Results
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 111/14/2014103Results
Los Angeles Bratish Open 20147/19/20141015th$0.25
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20146/14/2014976th$0.37
Los Angeles FORE! Championship 20145/24/2014851st$0.86
Los Angeles The Bastards 20144/19/20141013rd$0.35
Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 20143/22/2014944th$0.31
Los Angeles Douche Bag Invitational 20139/21/2013945th$0.38
Los Angeles Bratish Open 20137/27/20131006th$0.34
Los Angeles F.U. Open 20136/29/20131065th$0.41
Los Angeles The Bastards 20134/27/20131084th$0.39
Los Angeles Rebel Beach Am-Am 20133/23/201312210th$0.13
(UN)Improvement
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
202336.331.07
202257.400.60
202158.004.40
2020512.40-1.20
2019511.20-3.20
201848.00-1.50
201746.50-1.00
201665.500.10
201555.60-1.80
201453.802.20
201356.00
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
20231050th$1.433
2022716th$1.946
2021655th$1.916
2020767th$1.35
2019921st$0.996
2018762nd$1.274
2017566th$1.775
2016181st$3.297
2015390th$1.816
2014255th$2.146
2013266th$1.655