Tall enough to ride the big rides
Too heavy to ride the little rides
Define "playing"
Usually by the 4th hole.
I was with this chick I met at a bar ... oh, wait ... you meant in golf, huh?
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

08/24/201911037.6Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2019
05/18/201912754.5Event: Boston The Bastards 2019
04/27/201911643.5Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
10/13/201811446.7Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2018
09/8/201810330.3Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/25/201812247.7Event: Boston The MGA 2018
08/4/201810437.4Event: Boston Bratish Open 2018
05/19/201811750.7Event: Boston The Bastards 2018
04/28/201811542.7Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/7/201711744.6Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2017
09/16/20179630.1Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/12/201712450.4Event: Boston The MGA 2017
07/15/201710235.4Event: Boston Bratish Open 2017
06/24/201710735.5Event: Boston F.U. Open 2017
05/13/201710841Event: Boston The Bastards 2017
04/22/201711946.4Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
10/8/201611644.4Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2016
10/3/201611043.8Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/6/201611138.5Event: Boston The MGA 2016
07/9/201610034.1Event: Boston Bratish Open 2016
05/21/20169932.4Event: Boston The Bastards 2016
04/23/201612753.8Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
10/10/201511340.9Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2015
09/19/201511750.7Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2015
08/1/201510034.1Event: Boston Bratish Open 2015
06/13/201510334.3Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2015
05/23/20159730.5Event: Boston The Bastards 2015
04/25/201511542.7Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
05/3/201412052.5Event: Boston The Bastards 2014
04/5/201414871.4Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Boston FORE! Championship 20198/24/201911011th$0.19
Boston The Bastards 20195/18/201912721st$0
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20194/27/201911622nd$0
Boston The Last Gasp 201810/13/201811429th$0
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20189/8/201810311th$0.11
Boston The MGA 20188/25/201812220th$0
Boston Bratish Open 20188/4/201810420th$0
Boston The Bastards 20185/19/201811726th$0
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20184/28/201811522nd$0
Boston The Last Gasp 201710/7/201711719th$0
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20179/16/20179615th$0.03
Boston The MGA 20178/12/201712422nd$0
Boston Bratish Open 20177/15/201710219th$0
Boston F.U. Open 20176/24/201710715th$0.04
Boston The Bastards 20175/13/201710823rd$0
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20174/22/201711924th$0
Boston The Last Gasp 201610/8/201611620th$0
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 201610/3/201611019th$0
Boston The MGA 20168/6/201611123rd$0
Boston Bratish Open 20167/9/201610020th$0
Boston The Bastards 20165/21/20169916th$0.02
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/23/201612724th$0
Boston The Last Gasp 201510/10/201511318th$0
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20159/19/201511723rd$0
Boston Bratish Open 20158/1/201510020th$0
Boston FORE! Championship 20156/13/201510318th$0
Boston The Bastards 20155/23/20159710th$0.18
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20154/25/201511525th$0
Boston The Bastards 20145/3/201412020th$0
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20144/5/201414823rd$0
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events