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Matt "El Toro" Elliott

Conejo Valley

Handicap: 16.6 Penalty Strokes: 1

Hometown:

parts unknown

Height:

7'6"

Weight:

455 lbs

Years Playing Golf?

I wouldn't call it playing golf, more like fucking around and finding out.

In the Bag:

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, a half-dozen well-used range balls and the starter's cell phone that I swiped when he wasn't looking. 6 months later he's in the top 1% on Onlyfans. I'm not one to judge equipment, but I can only imagine he was extremely popular in the retirement community. Just think of the puppet show possibilities.

Most Mediocre Moment:

2-time runner-up for most mediocre at the WC...

Overall Rankings (2023)

Chapter

23rd

Global

259th

Who's Kinda Hot

300th

Score AVG

104

Career Stats

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2011
CAREER

Wins	Top 3	Top 10	Win %	Top 3 %	Top 10 %	"Money"	Earnings per start
0	0	0	0%	0%	0%	$0	$0
0	1	4	0%	17%	67%	$1.91	$0.32
2	3	5	29%	43%	71%	$4.21	$0.60
1	3	7	13%	38%	88%	$4.66	$0.58
2	2	4	25%	25%	50%	$3.61	$0.45
2	4	5	22%	44%	56%	$4.93	$0.55
2	5	8	22%	56%	89%	$5.78	$0.64
2	7	8	22%	78%	89%	$4.35	$0.48
1	5	8	11%	56%	89%	$5.87	$0.65
1	2	7	13%	25%	88%	$3.91	$0.49
0	0	0	0%	0%	0%	$0	$0
0	0	0	0%	0%	0%	$0	$0
0	0	0	0%	0%	0%	$0	$0
13	32	56	9%	22%	38%	$39.23	$0.27

Mediocre	Meltdown	Long Drive	Close to Pin	Gross
0	1	1	0	0
0	0	1	0	0
0	0	0	1	0
0	1	2	1	1
0	0	1	0	1
0	0	1	1	2
0	0	2	0	1
1	0	0	2	2
0	0	1	0	0
0	1	1	0	1
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
1	3	10	5	8

Events	Avg. Finish	(UN)Improvement
1	18.00	-8.67	Standings
6	9.33	-4.16	Standings
6	5.17	1.33	Standings
8	6.50	0.93	Standings
7	7.43	-0.68	Standings
8	6.75	-3.50	Standings
8	3.25	-1.00	Standings
8	2.25	1.00	Standings
8	3.25	1.32	Standings
7	4.57	NA	Standings
67	6.65	NA

Fantasy Team Rankings (2023)

Fantasy Ranking

N/A

Fantasy Points

Team "Money"

Earnings Per Start

$0.00

Fantasy Player Stats

No Players selected.

Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

Date	Score	Differential	Comments
03/12/2023	103	34.4	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
10/2/2022	99	30.5	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2022
09/24/2022	93	21.9	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2022
08/7/2022	86	21	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2022
07/10/2022	84	13.5	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2022
04/10/2022	95	25.6	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2022
03/13/2022	98	27.6	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
11/6/2021	91	17.5	Event: MGAWC21 Round 2
11/5/2021	97	22.7	Event: MGAWC21 Round 1
10/3/2021	90	17.7	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2021
07/18/2021	80	12.7	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2021
06/13/2021	89	18.5	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2021
05/23/2021	100	28.7	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2021
04/18/2021	85	16.1	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2021
03/14/2021	93	24.8	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/4/2020	88	20	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2020
09/13/2020	98	26	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2020
08/9/2020	84	13.9	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2020
07/26/2020	111	38.2	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2020
07/12/2020	94	22.9	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2020
06/14/2020	82	16.8	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2020
06/7/2020	99	28.1	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2020
03/15/2020	96	27.7	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
11/16/2019	118	42.3	Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/2019	97	23.9	Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
09/8/2019	91	18.7	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/11/2019	91	20.1	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2019
07/14/2019	83	17.9	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2019
06/9/2019	98	27.4	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2019
05/19/2019	105	33.1	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2019
04/28/2019	105	32.3	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2019
03/17/2019	89	21	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
12/3/2018	98	24.8	Event: MGAWC18 Round 2
11/9/2018	90	17.8	Event: MGAWC18 Round 1
10/14/2018	87	16.8	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2018
09/16/2018	100	26	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/12/2018	94	20.4	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2018
07/15/2018	81	16.6	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2018
06/3/2018	96	24.7	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2018
05/20/2018	83	13.5	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2018
04/15/2018	99	28.5	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2018
03/18/2018	105	36.3	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/2017	108	31.5	Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/2017	101	25.6	Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/8/2017	90	19.5	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2017
09/10/2017	95	21.5	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/6/2017	90	19.5	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2017
07/16/2017	98	26.6	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2017
06/4/2017	98	31.3	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2017
05/21/2017	92	21.8	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/2017	85	15.4	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2017
03/19/2017	93	24.8	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/2016	109	32.6	Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/2016	102	26.6	Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
10/9/2016	89	18.6	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2016
09/11/2016	99	25.1	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/21/2016	90	23.3	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2016
07/17/2016	99	24.4	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2016
06/5/2016	89	19	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2016
05/15/2016	96	27.8	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2016
04/17/2016	90	23.7	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2016
03/20/2016	90	20.2	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
11/14/2015	96	19.7	Event: MGAWC15 Round 2
11/13/2015	110	31.2	Event: MGAWC15 Round 1
10/11/2015	85	17.5	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2015
09/20/2015	93	22.8	Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2015
08/16/2015	84	19.8	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2015
07/19/2015	85	14.5	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2015
06/7/2015	88	18	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2015
05/17/2015	93	22.9	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2015
04/19/2015	104	35.3	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2015
03/22/2015	91	23.4	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
11/15/2014	103	24.8	Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 2
11/14/2014	101	23.2	Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 1
10/19/2014	93	25.3	Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2014
08/24/2014	93	21.9	Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2014
07/19/2014	98	27.3	Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2014
06/8/2014	90	26.1	Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2014
05/18/2014	100	29.4	Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2014
04/6/2014	85	15.1	Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2014
03/9/2014	89	21.4	Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014

Event Finishes

Event	Event Date	Score	Place	"Money"
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023	3/12/2023	104	18th	$0
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2022	10/2/2022	101	17th	$0
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2022	9/24/2022	97	8th	$0.26
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2022	8/7/2022	90	6th	$0.57
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2022	7/10/2022	87	3rd	$0.7
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2022	4/10/2022	98	15th	$0.04
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022	3/13/2022	101	7th	$0.34
MGAWC21 Round 2	11/6/2021	94	Results
MGAWC21 Round 1	11/5/2021	100	Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2021	10/3/2021	94	6th	$0.37
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2021	7/18/2021	82	1st	$1.26
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2021	6/13/2021	91	1st	$1.35
Conejo Valley The MGA 2021	5/23/2021	103	14th	$0.05
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2021	4/18/2021	87	2nd	$0.84
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021	3/14/2021	95	7th	$0.34
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2020	10/4/2020	89	3rd	$0.59
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2020	9/13/2020	99	8th	$0.3
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2020	8/9/2020	84	1st	$1.71
Conejo Valley The MGA 2020	7/26/2020	111	17th	$0
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2020	7/12/2020	95	7th	$0.42
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2020	6/14/2020	82	2nd	$0.9
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2020	6/7/2020	99	10th	$0.18
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020	3/15/2020	96	4th	$0.56
MGAWC19 Round 2	11/16/2019	118	Results
MGAWC19 Round 1	11/15/2019	97	Results
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2019	9/8/2019	91	4th	$0.6
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2019	8/11/2019	92	6th	$0.67
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2019	7/14/2019	83	1st	$1.18
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2019	6/9/2019	98	12th	$0.07
Conejo Valley The MGA 2019	5/19/2019	107	17th	$0
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2019	4/28/2019	107	11th	$0.11
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019	3/17/2019	92	1st	$0.98
MGAWC18 Round 2	12/3/2018	101	Results
MGAWC18 Round 1	11/9/2018	93	Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2018	10/14/2018	89	2nd	$0.64
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2018	9/16/2018	102	12th	$0.08
Conejo Valley The MGA 2018	8/12/2018	96	3rd	$0.68
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2018	7/15/2018	82	1st	$1.26
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2018	6/3/2018	97	6th	$0.49
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2018	5/20/2018	83	1st	$1.71
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2018	4/15/2018	99	14th	$0.04
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018	3/18/2018	105	15th	$0.03
MGAWC17 Round 2	11/11/2017	109	Results
MGAWC17 Round 1	11/10/2017	102	Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2017	10/8/2017	90	2nd	$0.55
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2017	9/10/2017	95	3rd	$0.47
Conejo Valley The MGA 2017	8/6/2017	90	1st	$1.35
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2017	7/16/2017	98	5th	$0.46
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2017	6/4/2017	98	8th	$0.3
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2017	5/21/2017	92	1st	$1.28
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2017	4/23/2017	85	2nd	$0.84
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017	3/19/2017	93	4th	$0.53
#MGAWC16 Round 1	11/23/2016	109	Results
#MGAWC16 Round 2	11/23/2016	102	Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2016	10/9/2016	89	2nd	$0.47
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2016	9/11/2016	99	3rd	$0.38
Conejo Valley The MGA 2016	8/21/2016	90	2nd	$0.46
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2016	7/17/2016	99	5th	$0.32
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2016	6/5/2016	89	1st	$0.68
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2016	5/15/2016	97	2nd	$0.86
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2016	4/17/2016	92	1st	$0.71
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016	3/20/2016	92	2nd	$0.47
MGAWC15 Round 2	11/14/2015	98	Results
MGAWC15 Round 1	11/13/2015	112	Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2015	10/11/2015	86	4th	$0.56
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2015	9/20/2015	94	3rd	$0.71
Conejo Valley The MGA 2015	8/16/2015	84	2nd	$0.9
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2015	7/19/2015	85	2nd	$0.72
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2015	6/7/2015	88	1st	$1.35
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2015	5/17/2015	93	2nd	$0.78
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2015	4/19/2015	104	7th	$0.42
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015	3/22/2015	91	5th	$0.43
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 2	11/15/2014	103	Results
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 1	11/14/2014	101	Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2014	10/19/2014	93	5th	$0.34
Conejo Valley The MGA 2014	8/24/2014	93	3rd	$0.33
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2014	7/19/2014	98	6th	$0.46
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2014	6/8/2014	90	4th	$0.63
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2014	5/18/2014	102	9th	$0.33
Conejo Valley The Bastards 2014	4/6/2014	85	1st	$1.26
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014	3/9/2014	89	4th	$0.56

Yearly Stats

Year	Global Rank	"Money"	Events
2023	259th	$0	1
2022	726th	$1.91	6
2021	116th	$4.21	7
2020	75th	$4.66	8
2019	183rd	$3.61	8
2018	57th	$4.93	9
2017	13th	$5.78	9
2016	67th	$4.35	9
2015	10th	$5.87	9
2014	81st	$3.91	8

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#	Name	"Money"
1.	Shane Christy (1)	$1.26
2.	Ryan Symons (1)	$1.12
3.	Steven Melvin (1)	$1.12
4.	Ryan Konkler (1)	$1.12
5.	Mike Stuto (1)	$1.12
6.	Craig Knox (1)	$1.12
7.	Keith Beall (1)	$1.12
8.	Ismael Cervantes (1)	$1.12
9.	Nick Beveridge (1)	$1.12
10.	John Lewis (1)	$1.12

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Matt "El Toro" Elliott

Conejo Valley

3 Total Scores:

Overall Rankings (2023)

Career Stats

Fantasy Team Rankings (2023)

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Event Scores

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Global "Money" List

Mediocre	Meltdown	Long Drive	Close to Pin	Gross
0	1	1	0	0
0	0	1	0	0
0	0	0	1	0
0	1	2	1	1
0	0	1	0	1
0	0	1	1	2
0	0	2	0	1
1	0	0	2	2
0	0	1	0	0
0	1	1	0	1
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
1	3	10	5	8

Mediocre	Meltdown	Long Drive	Close to Pin	Gross
0	1	1	0	0
0	0	1	0	0
0	0	0	1	0
0	1	2	1	1
0	0	1	0	1
0	0	1	1	2
0	0	2	0	1
1	0	0	2	2
0	0	1	0	0
0	1	1	0	1
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
1	3	10	5	8

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Matt "El Toro" Elliott

Conejo Valley

3 Total Scores:

Overall Rankings (2023)

Career Stats

Fantasy Team Rankings (2023)

Fantasy Player Stats

Event Scores

Event Finishes

Yearly Stats

What is the MGA?

Head Hats

Photobooth Gallery

Global "Money" List

Mediocre	Meltdown	Long Drive	Close to Pin	Gross
0	1	1	0	0
0	0	1	0	0
0	0	0	1	0
0	1	2	1	1
0	0	1	0	1
0	0	1	1	2
0	0	2	0	1
1	0	0	2	2
0	0	1	0	0
0	1	1	0	1
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
0	0	0	0	0
1	3	10	5	8