Matt "El Toro" Elliott

Conejo Valley

Handicap: 13.4    Penalty Strokes: 5
Top Medio
parts unknown
7'6"
455 lbs
I wouldn't call it playing golf, more like fucking around and finding out.
Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, a half-dozen well-used range balls and the starter's cell phone that I swiped when he wasn't looking. 6 months later he's in the top 1% on Onlyfans. I'm not one to judge equipment, but I can only imagine he was extremely popular in the retirement community. Just think of the puppet show possibilities.
2-time runner-up for most mediocre at the WC...
 
Event Scores
Overall Rankings (2023)
Chapter
7th
Global
363rd
Who's Kinda Hot
79th
Score AVG
97.4
Career Stats
Landscape mode recommended
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2012
2011
CAREER
Wins Top 3 Top 10 Win % Top 3 % Top 10 % "Money" Earnings per start
1 2 3 13% 25% 38% $3.03 $0.38
0 1 4 0% 17% 67% $1.91 $0.32
2 3 5 29% 43% 71% $4.21 $0.60
1 3 7 13% 38% 88% $4.66 $0.58
2 2 4 25% 25% 50% $3.61 $0.45
2 4 5 22% 44% 56% $4.93 $0.55
2 5 8 22% 56% 89% $5.78 $0.64
2 7 8 22% 78% 89% $4.35 $0.48
1 5 8 11% 56% 89% $5.87 $0.65
1 2 7 13% 25% 88% $3.91 $0.49
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
14 34 59 9% 21% 36% $42.26 $0.26
Mediocre Meltdown Long Drive Close to Pin Gross
0 1 1 1 1
0 0 1 0 0
0 0 0 1 0
0 1 2 1 1
0 0 1 0 1
0 0 1 1 2
0 0 2 0 1
1 0 0 2 2
0 0 1 0 0
0 1 1 0 1
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
1 3 10 6 9
Events Avg. Finish (UN)Improvement
8 11.38 -2.05 Standings
6 9.33 -4.16 Standings
6 5.17 1.33 Standings
8 6.50 0.93 Standings
7 7.43 -0.68 Standings
8 6.75 -3.50 Standings
8 3.25 -1.00 Standings
8 2.25 1.00 Standings
8 3.25 1.32 Standings
7 4.57 NA Standings
74 5.99 NA
Fantasy Team Rankings (2023)
Fantasy Ranking
N/A
Fantasy Points
0
Team "Money"
$
Earnings Per Start
$0.00
 
Fantasy Player Stats
No Players selected.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

DateScoreDifferentialComments
10/29/202310028.7Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2023
10/8/20238214.3Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2023
08/12/20238920.5Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2023
07/9/2023779.2Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2023
06/4/202310531.3Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2023
05/20/20238818.4Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2023
04/23/202310232.3Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2023
03/12/202310334.4Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2023
10/2/20229930.5Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2022
09/24/20229321.9Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2022
08/7/20228621Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2022
07/10/20228413.5Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2022
04/10/20229525.6Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2022
03/13/20229827.6Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2022
11/6/20219117.5Event: MGAWC21 Round 2
11/5/20219722.7Event: MGAWC21 Round 1
10/3/20219017.7Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2021
07/18/20218012.7Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2021
06/13/20218918.5Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2021
05/23/202110028.7Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2021
04/18/20218516.1Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2021
03/14/20219324.8Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2021
10/4/20208820Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2020
09/13/20209826Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2020
08/9/20208413.9Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2020
07/26/202011138.2Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2020
07/12/20209422.9Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2020
06/14/20208216.8Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2020
06/7/20209928.1Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2020
03/15/20209627.7Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2020
11/16/201911842.3Event: MGAWC19 Round 2
11/15/20199723.9Event: MGAWC19 Round 1
09/8/20199118.7Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2019
08/11/20199120.1Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2019
07/14/20198317.9Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2019
06/9/20199827.4Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2019
05/19/201910533.1Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2019
04/28/201910532.3Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2019
03/17/20198921Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2019
12/3/20189824.8Event: MGAWC18 Round 2
11/9/20189017.8Event: MGAWC18 Round 1
10/14/20188716.8Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2018
09/16/201810026Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/12/20189420.4Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2018
07/15/20188116.6Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2018
06/3/20189624.7Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2018
05/20/20188313.5Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2018
04/15/20189928.5Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2018
03/18/201810536.3Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
11/11/201710831.5Event: MGAWC17 Round 2
11/10/201710125.6Event: MGAWC17 Round 1
10/8/20179019.5Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2017
09/10/20179521.5Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2017
08/6/20179019.5Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2017
07/16/20179826.6Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2017
06/4/20179831.3Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2017
05/21/20179221.8Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2017
04/23/20178515.4Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2017
03/19/20179324.8Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
11/23/201610932.6Event: #MGAWC16 Round 1
11/23/201610226.6Event: #MGAWC16 Round 2
10/9/20168918.6Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2016
09/11/20169925.1Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2016
08/21/20169023.3Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2016
07/17/20169924.4Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2016
06/5/20168919Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2016
05/15/20169627.8Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2016
04/17/20169023.7Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2016
03/20/20169020.2Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
11/14/20159619.7Event: MGAWC15 Round 2
11/13/201511031.2Event: MGAWC15 Round 1
10/11/20158517.5Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2015
09/20/20159322.8Event: Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 2015
08/16/20158419.8Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2015
07/19/20158514.5Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2015
06/7/20158818Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2015
05/17/20159322.9Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2015
04/19/201510435.3Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2015
03/22/20159123.4Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
11/15/201410324.8Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 2
11/14/201410123.2Event: MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 1
10/19/20149325.3Event: Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 2014
08/24/20149321.9Event: Conejo Valley The MGA 2014
07/19/20149827.3Event: Conejo Valley Bratish Open 2014
06/8/20149026.1Event: Conejo Valley F.U. Open 2014
05/18/201410029.4Event: Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 2014
04/6/20148515.1Event: Conejo Valley The Bastards 2014
03/9/20148921.4Event: Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 202310/29/202310511th$0.11
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 202310/8/2023852nd$0.74
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20238/12/2023915th$0.76
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20237/9/2023DQ24th$0
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20236/4/202310614th$0.05
Conejo Valley The MGA 20235/20/2023881st$1.35
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20234/23/202310316th$0.02
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20233/12/202310418th$0
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 202210/2/202210117th$0
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20229/24/2022978th$0.26
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20228/7/2022906th$0.57
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20227/10/2022873rd$0.7
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20224/10/20229815th$0.04
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/13/20221017th$0.34
MGAWC21 Round 211/6/202194Results
MGAWC21 Round 111/5/2021100Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 202110/3/2021946th$0.37
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20217/18/2021821st$1.26
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20216/13/2021911st$1.35
Conejo Valley The MGA 20215/23/202110314th$0.05
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20214/18/2021872nd$0.84
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20213/14/2021957th$0.34
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 202010/4/2020893rd$0.59
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20209/13/2020998th$0.3
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20208/9/2020841st$1.71
Conejo Valley The MGA 20207/26/202011117th$0
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20207/12/2020957th$0.42
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20206/14/2020822nd$0.9
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20206/7/20209910th$0.18
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20203/15/2020964th$0.56
MGAWC19 Round 211/16/2019118Results
MGAWC19 Round 111/15/201997Results
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20199/8/2019914th$0.6
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20198/11/2019926th$0.67
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20197/14/2019831st$1.18
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20196/9/20199812th$0.07
Conejo Valley The MGA 20195/19/201910717th$0
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20194/28/201910711th$0.11
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20193/17/2019921st$0.98
MGAWC18 Round 212/3/2018101Results
MGAWC18 Round 111/9/201893Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 201810/14/2018892nd$0.64
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20189/16/201810212th$0.08
Conejo Valley The MGA 20188/12/2018963rd$0.68
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20187/15/2018821st$1.26
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20186/3/2018976th$0.49
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20185/20/2018831st$1.71
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20184/15/20189914th$0.04
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20183/18/201810515th$0.03
MGAWC17 Round 211/11/2017109Results
MGAWC17 Round 111/10/2017102Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 201710/8/2017902nd$0.55
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20179/10/2017953rd$0.47
Conejo Valley The MGA 20178/6/2017901st$1.35
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20177/16/2017985th$0.46
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20176/4/2017988th$0.3
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20175/21/2017921st$1.28
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20174/23/2017852nd$0.84
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20173/19/2017934th$0.53
#MGAWC16 Round 111/23/2016109Results
#MGAWC16 Round 211/23/2016102Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 201610/9/2016892nd$0.47
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20169/11/2016993rd$0.38
Conejo Valley The MGA 20168/21/2016902nd$0.46
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20167/17/2016995th$0.32
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20166/5/2016891st$0.68
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20165/15/2016972nd$0.86
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20164/17/2016921st$0.71
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20163/20/2016922nd$0.47
MGAWC15 Round 211/14/201598Results
MGAWC15 Round 111/13/2015112Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 201510/11/2015864th$0.56
Conejo Valley Douche Bag Invitational 20159/20/2015943rd$0.71
Conejo Valley The MGA 20158/16/2015842nd$0.9
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20157/19/2015852nd$0.72
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20156/7/2015881st$1.35
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20155/17/2015932nd$0.78
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20154/19/20151047th$0.42
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20153/22/2015915th$0.43
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 211/15/2014103Results
MGAWC World Championship 2014 - Round 111/14/2014101Results
Conejo Valley The Last Gasp 201410/19/2014935th$0.34
Conejo Valley The MGA 20148/24/2014933rd$0.33
Conejo Valley Bratish Open 20147/19/2014986th$0.46
Conejo Valley F.U. Open 20146/8/2014904th$0.63
Conejo Valley FORE! Championship 20145/18/20141029th$0.33
Conejo Valley The Bastards 20144/6/2014851st$1.26
Conejo Valley Rebel Beach Am-Am 20143/9/2014894th$0.56
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
2023363rd$3.038
2022726th$1.916
2021116th$4.217
202075th$4.668
2019183rd$3.618
201857th$4.939
201713th$5.789
201667th$4.359
201510th$5.879
201481st$3.918