Old ladies ask me for help at the grocery store...
126 dog years
big league chew, warm beers, and old scorecards that should convince me to stop playing
Snapping my PW in half in the New Mexico desert OOB, after duffing 3 shots in a row, and repeatedly smashing it into the ground like an angry lumberjack...
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

10/13/20189326.6Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2018
09/8/20188818.5Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2018
08/25/20188816.7Event: Boston The MGA 2018
07/7/20188817.5Event: Boston F.U. Open 2018
06/16/20188715.9Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2018
05/19/20189627.9Event: Boston The Bastards 2018
04/28/20188514.9Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2018
10/7/201710230.8Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2017
09/16/20178721.2Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2017
07/15/20179427.5Event: Boston Bratish Open 2017
06/24/20179625.1Event: Boston F.U. Open 2017
06/3/20179219.9Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2017
04/22/201710432.5Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2017
10/8/20169726.1Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2016
08/6/20169926.5Event: Boston The MGA 2016
07/9/20168115.1Event: Boston Bratish Open 2016
06/18/20169522.6Event: Boston F.U. Open 2016
06/4/20169728.6Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2016
05/21/20169528.5Event: Boston The Bastards 2016
04/23/201610331.6Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2016
11/14/20159720.6Event: MGAWC15 Round 2
11/13/201511031.2Event: MGAWC15 Round 1
10/10/20159726.1Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2015
09/19/20159428.1Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2015
08/29/20159622.9Event: Boston The MGA 2015
08/1/20158519.1Event: Boston Bratish Open 2015
06/27/201510631.6Event: Boston F.U. Open 2015
06/13/20158820Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2015
05/23/20159225.7Event: Boston The Bastards 2015
04/25/201510230.7Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2015
10/11/20149625.2Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2014
09/13/201411346.8Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2014
08/9/201410026.5Event: Boston The MGA 2014
06/14/20149623.5Event: Boston F.U. Open 2014
05/17/201410230.7Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2014
05/3/20149528.5Event: Boston The Bastards 2014
04/5/201410935.8Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2014
10/5/201310331.7Event: Boston The Last Gasp 2013
09/21/20139024.2Event: Boston Douche Bag Invitational 2013
07/27/20139024.1Event: Boston Bratish Open 2013
06/22/20139225.7Event: Boston F.U. Open 2013
05/18/201311338.6Event: Boston FORE! Championship 2013
05/4/201311845.4Event: Boston The Bastards 2013
04/13/201310839.5Event: Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 2013
Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Boston The Last Gasp 201810/13/20189613th$0.06
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20189/8/2018913rd$0.75
Boston The MGA 20188/25/2018902nd$0.83
Boston F.U. Open 20187/7/2018904th$0.56
Boston FORE! Championship 20186/16/2018872nd$1.05
Boston The Bastards 20185/19/2018968th$0.32
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20184/28/2018851st$1.12
Boston The Last Gasp 201710/7/201710211th$0.09
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20179/16/2017874th$0.6
Boston Bratish Open 20177/15/2017949th$0.25
Boston F.U. Open 20176/24/2017967th$0.41
Boston FORE! Championship 20176/3/2017923rd$0.9
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20174/22/201710413th$0.06
Boston The Last Gasp 201610/8/2016975th$0.43
Boston The MGA 20168/6/20169913th$0.05
Boston Bratish Open 20167/9/2016811st$1.26
Boston F.U. Open 20166/18/2016958th$0.34
Boston FORE! Championship 20166/4/2016977th$0.43
Boston The Bastards 20165/21/20169510th$0.14
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20164/23/201610310th$0.16
MGAWC15 Round 211/14/201597Results
MGAWC15 Round 111/13/2015110Results
Boston The Last Gasp 201510/10/2015976th$0.37
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20159/19/2015946th$0.49
Boston The MGA 20158/29/2015968th$0.38
Boston Bratish Open 20158/1/2015852nd$0.84
Boston F.U. Open 20156/27/201510614th$0.05
Boston FORE! Championship 20156/13/2015882nd$0.98
Boston The Bastards 20155/23/2015925th$0.56
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20154/25/20151025th$0.47
Boston The Last Gasp 201410/11/2014962nd$0.7
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20149/13/201411315th$0.03
Boston The MGA 20148/9/20141008th$0.35
Boston F.U. Open 20146/14/2014964th$0.64
Boston FORE! Championship 20145/17/20141025th$0.71
Boston The Bastards 20145/3/2014955th$0.56
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20144/5/201410913th$0.06
Boston The Last Gasp 201310/5/201310313th$0.06
Boston Douche Bag Invitational 20139/21/2013902nd$0.83
Boston Bratish Open 20137/27/2013905th$0.56
Boston F.U. Open 20136/22/2013927th$0.45
Boston FORE! Championship 20135/18/201311313th$0.09
Boston The Bastards 20135/4/201311820th$0
Boston Rebel Beach Am-Am 20134/13/201310816th$0.02
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events