rapidly dwindling number of balls
when i was a very young lad a family friend tried to show me how to swing a golf club. he handed it to me and i immediately took a backswing and whacked him in the face.
Event Scores

All event scores played before Jan 1st, 2012 can be found on the User Golf Scores Tab.

Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Columbus F.U. Open 20246/30/20249511th$0.15
Columbus The MGA 20246/9/2024914th$0.6
Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 20244/14/2024958th$0.31
Columbus The Last Gasp 202310/1/2023884th$0.56
Columbus Douche Bag Invitational 20239/10/2023968th$0.34
Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 20238/6/2023821st$1.12
Columbus Bratish Open 20237/16/2023927th$0.35
Columbus F.U. Open 20236/11/2023907th$0.41
Columbus The MGA 20235/21/2023871st$1.35
Columbus Douche Bag Invitational 20229/11/2022874th$0.6
Columbus FORE! Championship 20228/21/20229315th$0.04
Columbus Bratish Open 20228/7/2022885th$0.49
Columbus F.U. Open 20226/26/2022864th$0.68
Columbus The MGA 20226/5/2022893rd$0.64
Columbus The Bastards 20225/1/202210227th$0
Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 20224/10/20229410th$0.12
Columbus FORE! Championship 20218/8/2021909th$0.33
Columbus Bratish Open 20217/18/20219213th$0.05
Columbus F.U. Open 20216/27/20219714th$0.05
Columbus The MGA 20216/6/202110125th$0
Columbus Rebel Beach Am-Am 20214/18/2021928th$0.25
YearEventsAvg. Finish(UN)Improvement
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events