Born in Reno, Live in Berkeley. I'm both a Redneck and a Hippie.
It was 6'. Now it's 5'10". Not sure how that happened.
Sometimes more, sometimes less depending on the holiday
10 years of playing golf. 10 years of throwing temper tantrums on the course because I suck.
Nice clubs because we should all have aspirations of at least looking like we can play golf.
I once bent my sand wedge by smashing it against a tree in frustration. Three holes later, I then proceeded to use the now 80* sand wedge to hole out from the sand in front of the green on a Par 5 for my only Eagle in 20 years of playing.
 
Overall Rankings (2024)
10th
644th
Score AVG
96
Career Stats
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CAREER
Wins Top 3 Top 10 Win % Top 3 % Top 10 % "Money" Earnings per start
0 0 1 0% 0% 100% $0.22 $0.22
1 3 5 13% 38% 63% $4.49 $0.56
0 1 3 0% 14% 43% $1.63 $0.23
1 1 5 17% 17% 83% $2.70 $0.45
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
0 0 0 0% 0% 0% $0 $0
2 5 14 5% 11% 32% $9.04 $0.21
Mediocre Meltdown Long Drive Close to Pin Gross
0 0 0 1 0
0 0 1 1 1
0 0 1 0 1
0 0 1 0 2
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 0 0 0
0 0 3 2 4
Events Avg. Finish (UN)Improvement
1 9.00 -1.75 Standings
8 7.25 4.32 Standings
7 11.57 -3.40 Standings
6 8.17 NA Standings
22 9.00 NA
Fantasy Team Rankings (2024)
Fantasy Points
0
Team "Money"
$
Earnings Per Start
$0.00
 
Fantasy Player Stats
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Event Finishes
EventEvent DateScorePlace"Money"
Oakland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20243/17/2024969th$0.22
Oakland The Last Gasp 202310/15/2023926th$0.43
Oakland Douche Bag Invitational 20239/17/2023955th$0.56
Oakland FORE! Championship 20238/20/2023861st$1.71
Oakland Bratish Open 20237/9/20239713th$0.06
Oakland F.U. Open 20236/11/2023902nd$0.9
Oakland The MGA 20235/21/2023903rd$0.75
Oakland The Bastards 20234/16/202310616th$0.02
Oakland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20233/19/202310012th$0.06
Oakland The Last Gasp 202210/16/2022902nd$0.68
Oakland The Bastards 20229/11/202210011th$0.09
Oakland Douche Bag Invitational 20228/21/20229211th$0.11
Oakland Bratish Open 20227/10/2022896th$0.49
Oakland The MGA 20225/15/20229610th$0.19
Oakland FORE! Championship 20224/10/20229614th$0.07
Oakland Rebel Beach Am-Am 20223/13/2022DQ27th$0
Oakland The Last Gasp 202110/23/2021959th$0.22
Oakland Douche Bag Invitational 20219/18/2021947th$0.28
Oakland FORE! Championship 20218/21/2021974th$0.75
Oakland F.U. Open 20216/12/20219410th$0.19
Oakland The MGA 20215/15/202110318th$0
Oakland The Bastards 20214/17/2021921st$1.26
Yearly Stats
YearGlobal Rank"Money"Events
2024644th$0.221
2023104th$4.498
2022856th$1.637
2021396th$2.76