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"There you go Tony" Acello wins F.U. Open

Medios were chomping at the bit to get out and golf after a 2 month delay due to the Corona virus. Acello held of our largest field to date (62) to win his first tournament in his second start. There were some patriotic medios who showed up to play some great golf, you needed to shoot 91 or better just to get a tiny check in fact 20 medios took home a tiny check. With great golf comes shitty golf and we had plenty of that at Coldwater Golf Club. The shittiest golfer of the day goes to Ryan Hearnen with a blistering 132 to win the red key, Neil "Pops" Soileau had the biggest meltdown with an 18 stroke differenance on the back nine, Jordan Driftmyer was the Most Mediocre, Jeff Quillico won Longest Drive, Chris Barry was Closest to the Pin, the gross awards go to Tony Acello and Craig Knox. The winner of the $25 Farmers Insurance John Daly Long Drive was Greg Houston. Neither Jeff Quillico or Chris Barry birdied the long drive or closest to the pin and no Eagles were to be found to win the $1 Jackpot so it will carry over again. Our next tournament is the Brattish Open July 18th at Prescott Golf Club. Congratulations to all the winners and losers face it you still suck. Until next time...