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SXY Ocho Grabs FORE!

On a hot and humid day SXY Ocho was on fire. Ocho was two over after12 holes and looking to DQ but then came the John Daly hole. After shot gunning a beer he seemed to come back down to earth and shoots six over on the next six holes to finish with an 80 to win the event and the gross award. In the same group a different story Evan "Fire Titts" Titterington has a meltdown on the back nine with a 55 to win the Meltdown award. The Most Mediocre was Ramon "El Loco" Mendoza. The Longest drive winner was Greg Houston he must have hit it at least 250. David Cooper wins closest to the pin and misses the 4 ft putt to lose out on the $76. Jackpot. The Red Key winner is Juan Benavidez with a stunning 124. With wide open fairways it seemed a lot of Medios were playing from the desert as we mostly do. But the saving grace for the day was the Mango sented ice cold towels handed out by the Mediocre wives on the John Daly hole. My balls will never smell the same. Thank you ladies.