APRIL FOOLS!
THE INTERNET - On March 17th, San Francisco became the first city in the US to order all residents to shelter-in-place. As a result, El Presidente had a lot of time on his hands and used it to do some soul searching.
“I’ve been doing this juice cleanse while I’ve been trapped at home,” El Presidente said from his San Francisco apartment (aka MGAWHQ). “It’s changed my whole perspective on things. Well, if I’m being honest, the mushrooms probably had something to do with it too.”
El Presidentesattva, as he’ll now be known, has decided that when the MGA season finally gets going in earnest, alcohol will no longer be allowed at any MGA events.
“For years, The MGA and its members have been known for their unique ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol and eventually complete a round of golf while having a blast with their friends,” El Presidentesattva said. “As of April 1st though, I’m proud to say we will be known for something totally different. The MGA will now be known for its non-existent bar tabs, quiet orderly golf and a total lack of any actions that might challenge the status quo.”
The updated rulebook.
El Presidentesattva has instructed his Chapter Leaders to immediately collect all of their member’s alcohol and send it to MGAWHQ for disposal.
“I will personally take it upon myself to rid you of this poison,” El Presidentesattva slurred from his throne. “I’m halfway through disposing of mine already."
| # | Name | "Money" |
|---|---|---|
| 1. | Travis Strang (8) | $7.23 |
| 2. | William Steinmeyer (8) | $7.06 |
| 3. | Jason Brock (7) | $6.96 |
| 4. | Colton Tankersley (8) | $6.82 |
| 5. | Randy Stine (8) | $6.56 |
| 6. | Tony Anthony (8) | $6.23 |
| 7. | John Kelso (7) | $6.11 |
| 8. | John Stamper (8) | $6.11 |
| 9. | Nicholas Kovarik (7) | $6.09 |
| 10. | Mike Theisen (8) | $5.97 |
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April Fools!
Bravo!!! As anyone who has
of course Yellowknife MGA
Well, Its about god damn time
15th day in self isolation
I am having no luck
Fine with me. I'm all bout