Chapter News

Majors Wins His Second Bastards

It was a beautiful day for the Bastards here in the Region. Even though we had 37 bastards show up, only one was going to win the Trucker Hat and put on the Bastards blue jacket. At the turn there were several medios in contention, but on the back Majors really pulled his head out of his ass and shaved 6 strokes off his front score launching him up to first place and his second Bastards win. Will he be the first in NWI chapter history to get a Mrand Slam?

Brian Larson was the Gross award winner shooting a VERY D.Q. worthy 79 with 1 Meagle.

Surprisingly 6 medios were able to keep their drives on the fairway at the L.D. hole, I am as shocked as you are, but it was the screaming drive of Riaan De beer that would win the award.

The list of names for the Closest hole was MUCH,MUCH smaller, but Jeff Winnick had his shit together to put one in tight and win him this award.

Shooting a very mediocre round to win the golden M (or W, tell your other friends what you want) was our very own resident rocker Sheff.

Melting down on a global scale and "winning" the squishy ball was Brian Hensley.

Rounding out the awards with the ever useful Red Key was Chet Nellett. He may want to swallow any pride and use it at the next course, I definitely would be if I could.

I would like to thank the the management and staff at Duck Creek golf course for having us. I also want to thank our sponsors, Carpenters Local 599 and Safety Training Systems.