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Howard wins Douche Bag

With the biggest field of the year Keith Howard holds off 45 Douche Bags to capture his first win. Howard managed to stay out of the desert just enough to shoot an 80 and hold off a disqualifying Low Gross 77 form Erik Angelo. On another spectrum Raul Garcia shoots a 49 on the front and a massive 71 on the back for the biggest meltdown. Jordan Driftmyer was ecstatic to learn he won the Longest Drive. Bob Mooney wins Closest to the Pin and misses the three foot putt and the Jackpot. Sxy Ocho was the most mediocre and Rich Korona wins the Red Key with a 124. The $125.00 Jackpot was won by Erik Angelos with an Eagle. After shot gunning a White Claw on the John Daly hole it was tough for many Medios to get thier game back on track lets hope we never experience that again.