A Day of Dbags

Some of us had to get creative! Whether it was up against a tree or or a boundary fence cha boys played it right and found their way out of trouble to get the ball in it's home and stop the bleeding. None more so than our boy Boomer who's tee shot ricochet's off a tree and goes back and to the left putting him squarely about 30 yards behind the current tee box and having to play a totally separate fairway for the rest of the hole. Paparazzi caught him coming out of the woods like a goddamn samsquanch:

But we pressed on! In true douche form we talked frats, magnum condoms, sucked down some glizzys and some killer light brewskis while carding some respectable numbers to take into the clubhouse. 

And none would bring home a lower number on the day than your very own, Nicholas Kovarik who with seven fuckin penalty strokes still managed to out douche the whole field and taking home yet another check. Nick K brought in a 37 on the front in a killer performance that deserved a trophy and if you want to know what his gross score was then just read the first letter of each word in the top paragraph ;)

Thanks again for everyone making it out and giving us another great event!! Can't wait to see you all again next month, then off to Vegas....