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Bryan Snags His First Win!!!

Only one Douchebag came dressed, but his game was no way close to Bryan's performance to be named The Douchebag of 2019!!!

 

As always we start at the bottom. Josh was way too excited to win his first Red Key, He cannot wait to cash it in on our final tournament of the year!! I am very shocked that I did not get the key myself...

 

Meltdown award goes to two people, one not pictured here. Kelly and I with at 6 stroke difference from the front to back... I can speak for myself, I did meltdown and this stress ball is no more from the squeezing I have done to it!!! 

 

Matt once again takes home the Long Drive and Closest to the Pin... This drive had to be the drive of his life... about 310 yards right down the middle into a head wind, very impressive, if I wasn’t looking for my lost ball, I would have been very pumped for him...

 

Keith takes home the Most Mediocre award by finishing 7th out of 14 guys! only one better then myself at 8th place...

 

I hope you have all noticed the pattern here... I have done nothing but talk about myself like a douchebag, in theme of this event. We move on to Bryan... Bryan has been consistently earning himself the low gross award and this tournament was no different. Only difference here, is his buddy John and Zach did not shoot better then him with their strokes. Those strokes are killing you Bryan, GO JOIN THE BORN HAIRY TOUR!!! j/k We enjoy your presence, and your new title for the rest of the year as the Douchebag of 2019 and The Golden Douche!!!!