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The Bastards is in the Books!

Congratulations to Bill Kennelly on winning the 2021 Bastards Tournament.  Bill becomes the 1st Major Winner in Rockland MGA History with a tourney leading 86 (gross 85).  That sandbagging son of a bitch needs some more penalty strokes next time!  Bill blew away the competition by 8 strokes and made sure it was never in doubt.  Well played, you will forever be in Rockland MGA History!  

Both Kevin's missed some putts, Ardi snapped his sand wedge, Johnny played from the water, Alok struggled in the sand.  Meanwhile-Terrance, Johnny Mac, and Jimbo Moran got their money's worth, but Terrance prevailed with a 146, locking up the key to the Red Tee at Rottela next time.  Eddie took home the Biggest Meltdown, with a +9 differential on the back (this from a guy who didn't drink anything, he just played really shitty golf).  Skons and Matt finished right in the middle of the pack, with Skons taking the Most Mediocre from the tie-breaker.  Salerno blasted a 290 yard drive (he still 3 putted), good for the Longest Drive of the Day!  While Michael was only 1 of 3 people to put the ball on the green on the closest to the pin hole, essentially winning the Kinda Close Award by default.  

Hilarity ensued throughout the day with shanked tee shots, awful iron play, and horrendous short game.  Too bad the cart girl wasn't working, otherwise the Back 9 could have been real rough!

Event Results

1.Bill Kennelly86$1.26
2.Michael Roth93$0.84
3.Peter Salerno95$0.70
4.Scott Saunders96$0.63
5.Kevin Jasinski98$0.56
6.Rob Murray99$0.49
7.Jonathan Roselli101$0.39
7.Adam Feldman101$0.39
9.Stephen Skonieczny102$0.25
9.Matthew Smith102$0.25
11.Kevin Herlihy103$0.14
12.Dan Santora106$0.07
13.Ed Costa107$0.06
13.James Ardizone107$0.06
15.Joseph Zito108$0.04
16.Vincent DeLucia109$0.02
17.Alok Singh112$0.00
18.jim moran126$0.00
19.John McNamara134$0.00
20.terrance mccauley142$0.00